Rules of the House  

Valdrane78 39M
888 posts
6/28/2006 5:13 pm

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12/19/2007 6:32 am

Rules of the House

IF SOMEONE PASSES OUT WITH THEIR SHOES ON, THEY'RE FAIR GAME
Shaving cream, magic marker and a camera will be used in your humiliation.

REPLACE THE BEER IN THE FRIDGE
If you come over and drink a beer, next time, bring a 6 pack for the house.

IF YOU DON'T LIVE HERE, DON'T CHANGE THE MUSIC
It's my stereo bitch, not yours!

DON'T BRING SHADY FRIENDS TO THE HOUSE
Just because we think you are cool, doesn't mean we think your friends are.

THE COUCH IS AN ALTERNATIVE TO DRUNK DRIVING
If by all means, you have drank to much and drove here, crash on the couch.

DON'T ABUSE THE COUCH PRIVILEGES
Just because you crashed here once and it was cool, doesn't mean you can take advantage of it.

DON'T USE ALL THE T.P.
If you really have to do your business in my bathroom, make sure there is some shit tickets lets, and please open a fuckign window or something.


BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog


rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
6/28/2006 9:55 pm

Amen!!!


TTigerAtty 63M

6/29/2006 12:58 pm

Bet you even mark the levels on your liquor bottles!


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