Rapping at my chamber door  

Valdrane78 39M
888 posts
3/22/2006 12:51 am

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Rapping at my chamber door

I'd like to address the topic of door to door salesmen today. Ya know, those annoying bastards that knock on your door in the middle of dinner or in the middle of that awesome television show you love so much, or during sex, and it never fails, they will not stop knocking for like 20 fucking minutes.

Well every man has his breaking point and mine was today. There I was, sitting on the couch watching porn with my dick in my hand, and just getting to the really good part of masturbation when I heard a rapping at my chamber door. So, totally distracted from the pounding of the pud, I get up and look out the little peep hole or whatever the fuck it is called. and there he is, the Hoover salesman!

SO I call out, "I am busy go away." To which he replies, "but sir I have a wonderful offer for you today, would you like to know it."

"Fuck no" I responded, "go away."

But the bastard doesn't budge. He just stands there, while I look at him threw the friggen peep hole, my nice hard erection is now growing softer by the second and my mood is growing dark.

I yell at him "Get off my porch or I swear I will throw you off my porch!"

"Sir, I have a really fine model to show you, it will only take a minute and I promise you a deal of a lifetime on this vaccum!"

Ok, so now I am extremely pissed, and I decided to take drastic action.

I whip open the door, half naked with my hand on my dick and just start shouting at him. Basically I told him I was busy jerking off and wanted soem damn privacy an dnot a fuckign vaccum cleaner, that I already had one, an dhe better leaver before I busted a nut all over him. He got all wide eyed and practically ran away.

Finally some peace and quiet. I finished the job, took a bit longer this time and I was happy.


I'm kidding, I would never open up my door with my hand on my cock for some salesman. I would finish the job then and there and ignore the bastard.

Would you?

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
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rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/22/2006 3:01 am

Quoth the Raven:"Open the damn door"

freetime648 53F

3/22/2006 3:40 am

"Excuse me...*** on the door*** I have this new sexual device..............

Will you answer now???? Even with dick in hand???

xx FREETIME648 xx

Efilnikufesin69 48M

3/22/2006 4:30 am

Too funny! You "handled" the situation perfectly!

MissKittyNip26 107F

3/22/2006 4:52 am

LOL! I guess it would depend on what the salesman looked like.. if I was gettin' off and had my finger on my clit.. and then peeped out the peephole to a knockin' salesman.. IF he was a tall, sexy black man.. hell yeh I'd open!!!

TTigerAtty 63M

3/22/2006 8:38 am

Val ... You may have missed a great opportunity here! Did you know that Hoover has invented and is now offering, exclusively with the purchase of their new Super Sucker Mach 2 Models, an attachment that is specially engineered to fit on your dick. It is said to "provide the simulated sensation of the combined suction of three porn stars sucking your dick"! Sorry you missed the opportunity to purchase a great new product!

demonicsexkitten 43F
10689 posts
3/23/2006 3:46 pm

how amusing.

I have a "Day Sleeper, Do Not Disturb" sign on my door. Nobody ever knocks. Which means when i open the door to rush to work to find "power shut off" notices... i'm quite annoyed. quite frankly i would rather they had knocked. However, UPS guys still knock despite the sign. I did open the door to one of them nude once. It was an accident. The knocking brought me out of sleep, but I never actually "heard" it, and went to let my cat inside. Imagine my surprise to find a man standing there rather than my cat!!

This has actually happened a couple times now. I think he's doing it on purpose.

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
3/23/2006 6:22 pm

I never answer the door, because I never am expecting anyone.

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