OPERATION: Get Tom Laid!!!  

Valdrane78 39M
888 posts
4/7/2006 4:05 am

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OPERATION: Get Tom Laid!!!

Ok, so it has been just about 2 months since I have been laid, and she was a bi little hottie who swayed more to th elesbian side of the spectrum. She wasn't anywhere near the best lay I have ever had, and was mostly into me cumming all over her chest.

In light of recent events, and the fact that I have seemingly lost all of my sex appeal. I am looking for Pimpettes.



I am looking for 5 women who are willing to pimp me out and get me laid by some lady living somewhere in the vicinity of Hemet California, mapquest it.

These are the rules.

Each pimpette must get atleast 1 lady in my area to e-mail me, with the notion that we may have sex sometime in the near future.

That is the only rule. I'll take care of the rest. How you get them to e-mail me is totally up to you, and we will use the old Military standby. Don't ask don't tell. I would prefer for these pimpettes to actually know me, but I ain't gonna be picky.

I actuall yhave a very broad taste in women, bu tI do have some criteria that MUST be met. First the MUST be over 21 but under 55, have all their teeth, and atleast act lady like even if they are not, lol. Oh, and no FUCKING money hungry bitches.

You will be my pimp, and I shall address you as such. I don't expect many women to take up this dubious honor, but hey. It'll be fun, and ya might put a smile on a downtrodden man's face.

So, get to steppin', and sell me.

Oh, um......just put yer name down in a comment or something if ya wanna be my pimpette!

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freetime648 53F

4/7/2006 5:20 am

Dearest .... I am not volunteering to be your pimpette, but I will volunteer the other....well....once I get back to the states... Will it matter though that I am not "in your area" though?????

xx FREETIME648 xx

TTigerAtty 63M

4/7/2006 5:53 am

Val, I'm all over this one pal! I'll get to work on it right after I get laid! By the way, what would be a reasonable fee for this service?

rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
4/7/2006 6:19 am

Hey!!! Maybe I should try the same thing! I could use a little....actually, I could use ALOT!!!!!

Good luck!

TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
4/7/2006 12:30 pm

i am on it LOL

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

libgemOH 57M/53F

4/7/2006 3:04 pm

Your pimpette? Maybe that's what I need! Someone to write these idiots and say hey, Gem needs to get laid!! ROFL!! -B

mycin62 55F

4/7/2006 3:12 pm

I'll be your East coast pimpette! Whenever you cum here, I'll set u up!


SweetDarlinAngel 40F
2996 posts
4/7/2006 4:41 pm


Okay ... I may have been on a two month hiatus but c'mon on begging for PIMPETTES?

I am shocked and appalled! Well, let me take that back, I'm actually laughing and giggling but that is besides the point!

BTW, when did you get you laid? Oops, did I type that out loud? Sorry ...

Anyhow ... If you need help that badly, I'm there for you Tom.



bustychick4U2 39F
21 posts
4/12/2006 5:01 pm

Now I see why you got back in touch..... hee hee!

rm_hotmamaNcols 40F
445 posts
4/12/2006 9:40 pm

And I could be your mid west pimpette.LOL!!!

Valdrane78 39M

4/14/2006 12:03 am

Do all my pimpettes want a taste of the goods before you put it on the market?

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog

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