More from the mind of Eric  

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4/23/2006 11:47 am

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4/23/2006 5:48 pm

More from the mind of Eric

Mkay.. those of you that know me know I looooove to make fun of these things.. LMAO so here ya go.. more from the mind of eric (ind of eric.. eric.. eric.. ric..) was that a damn echo? ROFL

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?Who's panties am I wearing? wtf?

2. When is the next time you will have sex? Hold on one second.. (walks away to bathroom) *5 mins pass* ok.. just did.. LMAO ewww killin babies

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"? Sore whore lay on the floor.. (yeah I'm a poet)

4. Favorite planet? Uranus.. LMAO I seen some great pics on the internet.. did you know there are rings around yeranus? Some scientists even say there are tiny microbes.. life on yeranus.. *gasp* wash yer ass..

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? Myself.. hahaha I call myself to check what ringer I have.. hm.. "Do you really wanna hurt me" By boy george..

6. Favorite ring tone on your cell. HAHAH wtf kinda question is this? OK.. I have one that says "Answer the phone bitch.. it's ringing" or the guy offa Friday after next saying "Pimp phone ringing.. ringing pimp phone.. PIMP IN DISTRESS ANSWER YER PHONE" hahah and for the Ex's I have "Right Now" from Korn.. go to MySpace page and listen to it on my player.. it's hilarious

7. What shirt are you wearing? HAHAH I had to re-read that.. I thought you asked what Shit I was wearing.. you illiterate fuck

8. Do you "label" yourself? Every time I'm feelin a lil freaky.. but I like to get the self sticky labels.. cuz it's hard to find someone to lick them for me.. wait.. what was the question? *rips labels offa eyebrows..*

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? I'm .. wait.. what? Some High School bitch probably wrote this survey.. LMAO

10. Bright or Dark Room? It doesnt really matter.. I have a camera that has night vision.. bright.. dark.. yer ass is still ending up on amateur vids on the internet.. ROFLMAO

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? I dunno.. cuz her ass actually answered them.. LMAO like anyone really cares about shit this survey asks..

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? You left too many things out of the question.. like.. am I wearing my superman underoos and cape? Is there anyone else in the room? Is there a strong light hanging between the beds? How many times does an elephant shit inna day? (hahah had to just throw that last one in for the hell of it)

13. What were you doing at midnight last night? turning into a pumpkin.. actually I was having a sex dream.. in which I could also speak to animals.. did you know that "Baaaaaaaaaa" means no? ROFL.. yeah neither did I.. I ignored it in the dream.. um.. scratch that last part

14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? The mole has moved from the hole.. you are green to go for putting the bottle cap in the toaster (don't ask) lol

15. Where is your letter box? No.. where is my bat? I need to beat yer ass for asking this retarded question.. are you asking about my MAIL BOX? YOU FUCKING EUROPEAN FAG.. WE DONT HAVE LETTER BOXES HERE.. *ahem* moving along.. lmao

16. What's a word that you say a lot - "fer real" (and "get off me bitch")

17. Who told you they loved you last? Um.. I think it was the catholic priest the last time I went to church.. priests are so loving.. he was willing to.. um.. nevermind..

18. Last furry thing you touched? HAHAHA yeah.. she shaves my ass.. but in my defense the lights were off.. I thought I was being attacked by a rat.. LMAO

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? Um... wha?

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? Two words for your ass.. "Digital Camera" who the fuck uses rolls of film? I bet yer ass still uses a beeper eh?

21. Favorite age you have been so far? I dunno.. the one I am now? Cuz I wish I woulda realised back then how much fun you could have.. every age should be fun like this.. now where's my walker...

22. Your worst enemy? Hm.. my arch nemisis hairy bush woman.. *grabs clippers* we will meet again.. and this time.. I will win.. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HA.. um.. ha.. *ahem*

23. What is your current desktop picture? um.. >slap<

24. What was the last thing you said to someone? Why is there chewing gum stuck to my ass?

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly which would it be? Well if yers is to fly.. give me a million bucks and I'll toss yer ass offa the roof.. FLY BITCH FLY!! FLAP YER ARMS.. shit *runs off*

26. Do you like someone? I like no one.. but everyone likes me.. I dunno how that works, it just does.. time to stop showering for a few weeks again

27. The last song you listened to? Right Now by Korn (on MySpace page in my jukebox.. *shrugs* it motivates me

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet? Screw that.. my days of taking bullets and fighting other peoples fights are over..

29. If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be? Oh I could think of a couple of "Satans" I would beat the shit out of

30. What is the closest object to your left foot? My penis LMAO

Yeah I'm retarded.. if you didnt at least laugh at some of this.. yer ass is wound too damn tight! lol If you liked it.. I have more posted in my blogs.. enjoy my endless stupidity

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