27 ways to make a girl smile.. heh-heh  

UltmtKaos 45M
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4/15/2006 2:01 am

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27 ways to make a girl smile.. heh-heh

27 ways to make a girl smile . . . . .

*1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy) (Yeah um.. bit picky aint it? Thats like saying.. you can eat yer food.. but only if you use a fork.. and not a salad fork.. and you can only chew 32 times before you swallow.. and no, you only get one glass of water with dinner.. wtf? LMA

*2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. (Are "her" hands clean? Thats what I wanna know)

*3 . Kiss her on the forehead. (HAHAHA "forehead" She'll slap yer ass if thats all you do...)

*4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to. (>beep< "yeah um.. so you need to wake up lazy ass.. it's 4 pm and you should probably get out of bed.. oh yeah I took 40 dollars out of yer purse")

*5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day. (I love you I love you I love you I love you.. I love you I love you.. >takes deep breath< .. I love you.. I love you... screw this.. that's too hard.. how bout I grab a magic marker and write it backwards on your forehead so everytime you go potty you see it in the mirror?)

*6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you. (Um.. you've stopped breathing.. WKAE UP DAMNIT I DUN WANNA GO TO JAIL!!)

*7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. (Yes.. your boobs are huge.. no I didnt mean anything about the "pimples on your chest" comment)

*8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is. (".. Feelings... whoa whoa whoaaaaaaa feelings....)

*9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. (Does that mean tip one stripper more than the rest?)

*10 . Write her notes. (she loves them) ("Dear so and so... I slept on the couch cuz yer breath smelled like ass.. stay out of the toilet today.. oh yeah and one word.. toothpaste.. try using it")

*11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend. ("Mom.. Dad.. this is my girlfriend this week...")

*12 . Play with her hair. (HAHAHAH I thought you said you shaved?)

*13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her. (Tosses her in a suplex.. then puts her inna full nelson.. and now..... the sleeper hold)

*14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her. (Yeah then get arrested for being in the park after dark.. cuz there are fags lookin for a hook-up)

*15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes. (OK so what do you get when you cross a jackass an apple and you inna blender?)

*16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her. (Ok.. but I aint paying to replace the broken window.. >grabs 2 lb rock<

*17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms. (Sleep hold again.. HAHAH either that or it's roofie induced amateur porn night >looks at calender<

*18. Carve your names into a tree. (>Carves "Your Names" in tree< WTF does that do?)

*19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her. (Even if she's mad cuz she just caught you goin down on her best friend.. lmao ok.. that one was bad)

*20 . Give her piggyback rides. (Oh no.. I aint falling for that one.. I call her a pig and that'd be it.. some advice yer giving)

*21 . Bring her flowers just because. (I brought you flowers cuz I passed a funeral.. and I didnt think they needed em anymore.. >blinks<

*22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone. (Grabs handcuffs and leather outfit.. ok.. but I really think you should be on the receiving end.. lmao)

*23 . Look her in the eyes and smile. (Well yeah.. she has one lazy eye.. wait.. that'd be rude to bust out laughing.. oh wait.. lmao you said smile)

*24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (Um.. ok no.. because she wants to take some with a damn feather duster stickin out my ass.. talkin bout "But it's thanksgiving" WTF weirdo??)

*25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing. (Should we dance to the psychos music in her head? wtf.. how bout she lap dances for me with no music playing..)

*26 . Kiss her in the rain. (Hm.. good idea.. >throws glass of water on girl inna bar.. and kisses her< wait.. that aint the same is it? Well hell.. lets get you out of those wet clothes.. heh-heh)

*27 . If your in love with her . . . tell her. (I'm not in love with you.. but I LUST the shit out of you..)

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