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UberMunchkin 44F
109 posts
10/12/2005 1:18 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

jotd

Why do women skydivers wear tampons?

So they don't whistle on the way down.


worthit559 42M

10/12/2005 10:28 pm

What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out


HotRodLincoln68 49M

10/12/2005 10:38 pm

It can also be pulled out in case of a crash water landing and used as a floatation device.


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
10/13/2005 4:22 pm

And the best feature of the tampon is the ease of flossing after chowing down!

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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UberMunchkin 44F

10/14/2005 11:29 am

    Quoting worthit559:
    What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?

    The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out
so sorry it's taken me so long to respond, worthit559.... still laughing...

but i thought it was "what's the difference b/w a fag and a refrigerator"...

wicked... just wicked.


worthit559 42M

10/14/2005 8:08 pm

I guess it is a multipurpose joke


UberMunchkin 44F

10/16/2005 3:15 pm

you guys are disgusting. i love it...

q: why are men so smart during sex?
a: because they're plugged into a genius.

touchee!


UberMunchkin 44F

10/20/2005 9:41 am

    Quoting hardchiseled:
    Well I really did it now, Uber. I spent too much time in the SOCAL chat room last weekend and had one too many drinks doing it....I'm now the object of obsession for that most feared of all species.....the "painted femcyberstalker". This thing goes around "Block" buttons like they're not even there! Quick Uber, I think it's paging me again! How do I lose it!!!???
harassment: 1. To irritate or torment persistently. 2. an opportunity to give someone what they've got coming to 'em...

give those sense-of-entitlement-having stalkers a taste of their own medicine. and have fun.


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