Coffee..? ' ' Tea..? ' ' Or.......  

rm_TwoMuchPhun 58M/59F
24 posts
10/15/2005 5:41 am

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Coffee..? ' ' Tea..? ' ' Or.......

I’m not sure how things are perceived out there in the boon-toolies: but here in The Dungeon (conveniently located just off Main Street, in beautiful downtown Blogsville), a more sociable approach is taken. One with warm beverages: mostly packing a nice little dollop of caffeine, and a splash of alcohol for the more adventurous, coupled with some good company and conversations.

The menu tends to be low-carb: Lotsa brain-friendly protein, sometimes a meaty selection you can sink your teeth into, all sanctioned by PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals). The menu’s philosophy is based on the theological tenet - If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?

Think of it as an extremely loose and liberated coffee shop, where you can jot down on the blackboard menu whatever the thought du jour happens to be. Don’t be thinking Starbucks here; this is a family-owned joint, not a tentacle of a corporate hydra. This is a place to play and to share- not to just buy your coffee, slurp it down, and then get the hell outta here. Of course, if that works for you, then please feel free. Your loss, not ours.

Folx will read the thought du jour, sometimes augmenting with a following thought of their own, or expanding upon the premise. Others will wander off after absorbing what was of interest to them without so much as a word, let alone placing an order.

Well, I don’t suppose we can all be Givers- can you imagine how the Karmic Trade Imbalance of a World like that would manifest? Holy shit: Universal Love and Acceptance, World Peace, End Of Hunger, Reasonable Gas Prices, Free Cappuccino Refills?!!! Thank goodness Humanity is no where near ready for that crazy concept…

*ahem!*
Yet another Digression Progression…

Another day, maybe another Blog... again, only if the juices are flowing… creative juices, if you don‘t mind. The custodial staff is starting to complain about how frequently they have to mop the ceilings, walls, booths, and table undersides!

Basic Rules:
No pressure.
No deadlines.
No shoes,
No shirt-
No problems.

However, if ya happen to have your writer’s jogging shoes on, then run with it!

Now, there is ONE other thing about this particular coffee house-

It is clothing-optional; so patrons are required to sign a waiver abrogating the management from responsibility resulting from any and all unfortunate coffee spills and/or scalds, regardless of physiological region affected. We’re all responsible for our own actions, this is not a Free-Will free zone…

Thank you for signing in.

Now then, may I recommend the Phun-Nut Latte with White Chocolate Sprinkles and a splash of Amaretto?

Oh, and an order of the Tube Steak?

VERY good!


MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
10/15/2005 8:35 am

Greetings, fellow New Hampsters!

Ayuh, that's me over there, just to the left. I just wanted to welcome y'all to The Dungeon and to let you know that if you're interested in somewhat-more current content, clicking the "View my blog" link under my pic will take you to Philadelphia at the speed of light! (Your Dial-Up speeds may vary…

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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CuriousAries67 50F

10/15/2005 10:01 am

Nice to see your other side is out of "hydeing"


madkitten 54F
291 posts
10/15/2005 12:46 pm

Do you realise Im now going to get more confusted than normal, confusting a kitten isnt hard as you already realise, but dont confuse it with confisting, that is impossible to do to a kitten, even one as mad as me, do you know I havent got a clue what Im typing about. Please also correct me if Im wrong, I feel a time warp coming on here, havent I already read this blog, somewhere else in blogworld.


rm_TwoMuchPhun 58M/59F
29 posts
10/15/2005 4:40 pm

Aries~

Thanx! I feel so light, free, and refreshed, that I could easily be a feminine-hygiene commercial right now...

Now then, where are my white trousers..?


rm_TwoMuchPhun 58M/59F
29 posts
10/15/2005 5:00 pm

Kitten~

I would never dream of confisting you, certainly not without adequate lubrication on hand (literally and figuratively), closely trimmed nails, a couple Barry White CDs, a bottle of liquor (I don't know about you, but I'd need a little relaxing before embarking up that tree! ), and the phone number of someone with access to the Jaws of Life (Just in case of emergency: Bound to be a tight fist, errr, fit! )

Increasing anyone's confusion cold-fusion was never my intent in coming outta the closet. I had the resources, and finally realized I should use them!

Nope, sorry- no Time Warp going on (Check your Anti-Matter supplies!) This is just a "Best Of" Blog, but I do appreciate your dropping by and leaving word!!!

(In a possibly misguided attempt to help Mad Kitten's confusion, 2MP/MrP rolls a catnip doobie, sparks it, and passes it over to Kitten...)


neotrio 42M/39F
1213 posts
10/15/2005 11:29 pm

hey...you used it. you actually used it. my idol? borrowing words from me? this is a moment.....

.....wow. well, congrats on the new blog. may the guys in the basement inspire you every morning.


much love,
-neo


rm_TwoMuchPhun 58M/59F
29 posts
10/17/2005 1:37 pm

Neo~

Yes I did... and I'm glad you don't mind. As I told you before- you summed it up beautifully in very few words... which is a talent I lack! Thank you for the loan!

You are entirely too kind- you're going to turn my head if you aren't careful (tho which head, I'll leave to your discretion...)!

Thanx for dropping by The Dungeon Your velvet-lined restraints will be ready momentarily...

Muchas Smootchas


rm_TwoMuchPhun 58M/59F
29 posts
10/17/2005 1:47 pm

PS, Neo:

Thanx, the inspiration's there most every morning- whether I actually roll outta the rack with enough time to do anything with it is another matter, entirely..!


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