I'm a Bad American  

rm_Twister2bed 48M
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7/3/2006 8:24 am

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7/6/2006 11:17 am

I'm a Bad American

> > by: George Carlin
> >
> > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
> >
> > I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
> >
> > I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and
does not entitle you to anything.
> >
> > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
> >
> > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
where they want to.
> >
> > My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
Jerry Springer.
> >
> > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
> >
> > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing
about it.
> >
> > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut
up already.
> >
> > I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where
you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.
> >
> > I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part
of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
> >
> > I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're
running from them..
> >
> > I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.
> >
> > And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I
think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the
world for the next four years.
> >
> > I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
stuff or trying to guilt me into making donations to their cause.
These people should be targets.
> >
> >
> > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
two parents.
> >
> > And what is going on with gas prices... again?
> >
> > I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the politicians think.
> >
> > I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!
> >
> > If this makes me a BAD American, then yes,

I'm a BAD American.

marywannado 44F

7/3/2006 10:38 pm

Hey, am I a bad american,, cuz I smoke pot...

Oh well....

rm_Twister2bed replies on 7/4/2006 10:05 am:
Welcome to the Bad American club


7/5/2006 8:12 pm

Gawd I love Carlin! {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_Twister2bed replies on 7/5/2006 11:50 pm:
Me Too

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