The Dick Help Line  

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8/8/2006 3:27 am

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9/8/2006 4:41 am

The Dick Help Line

When a woman ask me if I masturbate, I lie and say “Yes” It’s been over six months since I had sex, why would I do that. So I did some math and determined that I must self entertain at least 104 times a year and over my adult lifetime that would be 1303 give or take a couple of hundred. That number makes me sad, when I think about all the women who would have wanted to have had sex with me or given me a blow job that missed an opportunity because of my selfishness.

There are women now reading this blog and wishing that right now they had a dick to suck or a dick inside of them. Probably mad at me for wasting 1303 opportunities. I think I’ve found the solution for this. I’m creating a hotline to combat this. I will personally man the phone 24/7 waiting for your call. If you need a dick to suck, I will be there. If you need a man to part the Seas, I’ll be there. If you need a man to talk to I’ll be there, jerking off. There is no need for you to suffer in silence, contact me for details. I’m standing by, waiting to help.

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