So you want to Date me?  

TurnLock 60M
454 posts
8/7/2006 5:56 pm

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So you want to Date me?

It’s not often that I get this request so; I haven’t been prepared for when it is asked. So I’m outlining the simple process to get a date with me.

Step 1.

Send me an email titled “I want a date” to TurnLock. at AdultFriendFinder. If you are a standard member send me a wink or place me on your hotlist. I’m always curious as to why I’m on someones hotlist.

Step 2

Enclose a full size picture of yourself, I like pictures. Send at least one Breast Picture, nudes preferred, I like to see what I’m going to be working with. There are logistics that have to be worked out.

Step 3

Provide me with two examples of your bad traits. If you are crazy, please list that. If you are wanted by numerous men who wear blue and carry guns, or any men who cares guns, list that. You always seem to pick the wrong kind of guys, must know info. Or something like your last lover had a untimely death.

Step 4

List some good things about yourself. You’re good with kids, can suck the chrome off metal, Miss America 2006, and believes that sex should be an Olympic sport. Can’t imagine yourself without a dick in your mouth. I always fall for the likes to give oral, just a suggestion.

After I receive your email it goes through a rigorous evaluation process. The one’s without pictures go to the 2007 pile. They are sorted based on breast size and oral skills. After the good and bad traits are evaluated we advance them on to quality control. This section is ran by Buddy, if you don’t know Buddy, he’s the brains of this entire operation. Like all geniuses his objectives and focus may seem erratic and unexplainable, but he manages to deliver in the end.

If you’re lucky enough to make the cut and few have made the cut, you begin the second round of evaluations. Numerous phone calls are made, you may endure a few missed meet and greets and after months, weeks or days of waiting you will have the opportunity to go on a date with me.

Bare in mind that I am an ordinary man, nothing special about me. I boast a nice personality, good sense of humor a penis waiting to make a dent in vaginal territory. But nothing out of the ordinary, so don’t get your hopes to high. Good luck as you venture down this road, I will be behind you every step of the way. Did I mention the groping?

amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
8/7/2006 7:51 pm

Geez, TL, no wonder you need hookers. No one could pass all of your tests!!!!

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

TurnLock replies on 8/7/2006 8:01 pm:
It is mathematical possible. I can finally see what you look like, how nice.

JuicyBBW1001 55F

8/10/2006 8:02 am

Hmmm I wonder where I am in the process.


TurnLock replies on 8/11/2006 2:14 am:
At the top of the list. Make it to Chicago and I will treat you to an evening to remember.

JuicyBBW1001 55F

8/11/2006 12:29 pm

Well if you should find yourself in Florida I do hope you will look me up as well.


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