My penis has been talking to me and its planning a revolt  

TurnLock 60M
454 posts
6/17/2006 5:22 am

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My penis has been talking to me and its planning a revolt

My penis has been talking to me and its planning a revolt. Apparently the Commander in Chief is disappointed that we haven’t invaded any new territories. I have a call to duty, but haven’t had the time to respond. I’m tired from that commute. The Commander looks at this as a missed opportunity to command and conquer new lands. He indicates that we can take this one. Go in with a full frontal attack. Message the lower regions and weaken our opponent. Have then eating out of our hands and we will be able to rule the land. If they offer resistance, push then back and load our cannons for some heavy duty blasting and let them know who’s boss. Pull down our pants and show them who they’re fucking with. Yeah we’re ballsy like that. So you want to surrender, quit, give up forget that. I tell you what you can do, you can eat my shorts.

You don’t fuck with the United States of TurnLock and expect to walk away. We will enter you from the skies, the land and the seas. We will attack you from the rear, set up camp and pound the shit out of you. Don’t try to surrender, we don’t want a quick victory, we want total conquest, total domination. When were done, you will know our name. The enemy will know that they have been in a battle and that TurnLock is not to be fucked with lightly.

MissKittyNip26 107F

6/17/2006 10:13 am


TurnLock replies on 6/17/2006 2:50 pm:
You know this means war!!


11/16/2006 8:38 am

LoL! This was funny as hell! Good Luck with world domination.

TurnLock 60M
577 posts
11/18/2006 9:56 am

I expect nothing less than total conquest, so you better watch your back.

jazzybaby01 48F

7/29/2008 4:02 pm

oh my goodness...youre a mess. Good luck with all that, ok?

Make it Jazzy

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