Help Wanted  

TurnLock 61M
454 posts
9/7/2006 5:34 pm

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8/4/2014 9:46 pm

Help Wanted

Seeking female with eyes on the prize. Must be between 35 and 55, race is not an issue. Must hold traditional oriental values if Asian. If American must hold old fashion standards, I’m talking Wild West or roaring twenties. Must know what happens to my pants after I drop them on the floor. Must know how to cook or well verse with home delivery or take out. Must have a job or a trust fund. Must be an expert on dealing with difficult people as that I am one. Must be good with children as that I am one.

Must be able to explain the Kama Sutra and provide demonstrations upon demand. Having worked before as a sex therapist, Vegas hooker or a minister’s wife would be a plus.


Stroke my ego during those hard times ahead. Feed me on a regular basis as I don’t want to die. Touch me from time to time to make sure I’m still alive, see if you can get a rise. When you see me with a hard on take immediate action to bring Buddy down. If left in an erect state for too long no telling what would happen. There is a manual detailing the take down procedures.

Really what happens to those pants and why isn’t it working now?

amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
9/7/2006 7:32 pm

Dang, J! I'm over the age limit!!!!

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

MissKittyNip26 107F

9/12/2006 7:04 pm

LOL.. I'm sure you can snag someone from the unemployed line..

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