Fun with spam bots...  

TriggerJinxed 39M
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4/4/2006 7:04 pm

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9/5/2006 7:41 pm

Fun with spam bots...

Ok, I have been on teh internets (both of them) long enough to figure out what's an honest e-mail and what's spam.

This applies to false ads too. My favorite are the ones that try their hardest to sound honest. So what I do is that I weed out these fodder, and I send them the most ridiculous messages ever as replies to their ads.

Now, I know I have sent out replies trying to be cute, describing myself as the exact opposite of what a person is looking for... Including, but not limited to "Hi, I'm only 7 inches tall, just good with a camera" to ads asking for tall guys (I'm really 6 foot, 2 inches). Or "...I smell...", "... and I'm roughly 217 years old.", or my personal favorite "Hi, I'm dead.".

But my replies to false ads, well those aren't so cute. Don't get me wrong, I think that AdultFriendFinder does a wonderful job of controlling the population of spammers, but they can't be perfect. I don't recommend you going out and doing this, either. I have a pretty skilled eye. But anyway, there's just something fun about replying to an ad that asks for a sweet guy with something downright childish like "I WANNA POOP ON YOUR FACE!!", and getting a reply with something like "Hey I got your reply and you sound pretty cute, e-mail me at...".

cuteNEway 42F

4/12/2006 12:44 pm

you are stooooooooppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddd LMAO you have me crackin up here!! I am SO watching your blog!!

TriggerJinxed replies on 4/12/2006 3:41 pm:
Sorry, too bad I'm dead!!

TriggerJinxed 39M

4/24/2006 4:16 pm

Too bad they all missed this one. I love this post!!

1girlrevolution 48F

4/26/2006 6:07 pm

I'm still laughing at this blog. Too damn funny.

I think it's hilarious how you are handling the bots!

Ever hear of a Cleveland Steamer? I bet they'd like that one.


TriggerJinxed replies on 4/30/2006 7:16 am:
Who hasn't heard of that? My favorite thing is to just make up something off the top of my head. Such as "Hi, umm sorry to bother you, but are you at all interested in drinking my chocolate lemonaide milk?". Or something that sounds downright painful, "Hey let's get together and maybe I could give you a Super Mario Head Stomp!!"... I really should have saved some of my questions/responses.

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