And the spam war continues...  

TriggerJinxed 39M
177 posts
9/5/2006 7:17 pm

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9/23/2006 8:55 am

And the spam war continues...

OK guys, you probably know exactly what I'm talking about here. Ladies, I don't know if you can relate to this or not, considering I haven't seen your side of the fence yet.

You're browsing profiles, it's like 4 AM, you're debating whether or not to go eat that cold pizza calling your name, to just go to bed, or should you keep on trucken to find some good ole' fashioned fucken. Yeah I'm a poet, big whoop, wanna fight about it? ANYWAYS...

You find one of those "IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE" profiles. You know the ones I'm talking about... It's a picture of some large breasted gal, she lives but a mere mile away, she's naked, she's smiling and she's looking to do dirty things to you. Not anyone else, but you.

What do you do, cowboy? Do you just ignore it, cuz you're smarter than that? Or do you take a chance, cast the die and possibly feed a monstrous can o' spam? Not giving up your e-mail, rather just giving them attention... Sweet, sweet attention. And then you cross your fingers and hope that they reply like a human would.

And you ladies out there... Is it the same for you too? Are there males out there that seem "TOO FREAKEN GOOD TO BE TRUE"? That when you e-mail them, they immediately ask for your precious e-mail address? Or is this site so overpopulated with males that said problem can only be found on the penis side of the fence?

rm_chislut 43F
710 posts
9/5/2006 8:24 pm

I think the spam-bait thing only happens to you guys. But, us gals get screwed (over) by that, too, because it just makes you guys bitter and send emails that are on the defensive right from the start.

I'm obviously making a HUGE generalization here and I realize not ALL of you guys do that. Ahem. Anyway.

I can't speak for other women, but for me browsing profiles here is like shopping at a thrift store or TJ Maxx -- there might be good stuff to be had, but it's hard to find amongst the junk, it might not be your size (ie. in your area), and maybe on that particular day you choose to browse there just isn't anything there for you at all.

Or maybe you just don't know what you're looking for. Nah, that can't be it.

TriggerJinxed replies on 9/5/2006 8:51 pm:
Yeah, I have sometimes passed over a "Too good to be true" gal because well, she was indeed, too good to be true. Once, during one of my little tirades, I actually e-mailed some poor girl and was like "Ohh yeah, you're real...". Sad thing was, she really was a real girl. I probably woulda had a chance with her, if I wasn't sucha dick.

So anyways, just between me and you...


How am I to inform you when I do masturbate to your pictures, or to even request a picture for me to masturbate to... When I can't e-mail you cuz of restrictions? Yeah, you're four years my senior, and 737 miles away... BUT STILL.

I've said far too much as it is. *Sigh* LUCKY BOOKS.

rm_chislut 43F
710 posts
9/12/2006 8:30 pm

So *that's* why I've been getting fewer emails lately. I totally forgot I'd set up my profile like that -- to block some emails. Oops.

I don't know if it changes immediately, but, uhm, try again later... I mean, if you want to.

TriggerJinxed replies on 9/13/2006 5:51 pm:
I bet you regret doing that now...

sweet69shannon 47F
158 posts
9/23/2006 8:43 am

My problem is I get all the guys that think that their incredible skill at eating pussy (which sometimes turns out to be a big exaggeration) is going to thrill and excite me....not really into it guys, sorry.
Or I meet up with a guy and it's ok, or if I am interested in meeting up again they come up with excuses or just don't answer.
I hear from alot of guys that there are a hell of a lot more guys on here than women, so why is it so hard for me to find one that wants more than a one night stand?
As far as "Too good to be true" profiles...they tend not to answer back more often than not. And if you look at their friends list, they have some unGodly number of people on there. So they're probably too busy with the barbie dolls to bother with a cuddly, kinky and extremely horny little redhead.
Do I sound bitter?
I'm not really, just a bit frustrated is all.
So where is my pic to masturbate to?

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