STARBUCKS VIRGIN !!!!!!!!!  

TravelinsAuntPat 51F
237 posts
3/14/2006 3:28 pm

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5/6/2006 10:23 pm

STARBUCKS VIRGIN !!!!!!!!!

WELL WELL WELL IT HAS HAPPENED. I WAS INTRODUCED TO STARBUCKS FOR THE FIRST TIME. YEAH TRAVELIN AND I WERE HANGING OUT ON FRIDAY AND THE LAST STOP WE MADE FRIDAY NIGHT WAS TO YES YOU GUESSED IT "STARBUCKS".

NOT BEING A COFFEE DRINKER IT NEVER ENTERED MY MIND TO GO THERE. I KNOW I KNOW BORING PERSON THAT I AM. WELL AS I WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR THE FIRST THING I NOTICED WAS THE PASTERIES. MY EYES ALL A GLOW WITH THE VAST AMOUNT OF SWEETNESS I HAD TO CHOOSE FROM THAT I STOOD THERE DROOLING UNTIL SOME WOMAN ALMOST SLIPPED AND FELL IN MY DROOL. TRAVELIN SAID PAT SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOUR GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

TRAVELIN BEING THE OBI WAN OF STARBUCKS STEPPED RIGHT UP AND RATTLED OFF SOMETHING IN GREEK AND PEOPLE BEHIND THE COUNTER STARTED WHIZZING AND MIXING AND THEN THE LADY LOOKED DOWN AT ME AND SAID - "WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK?" TRYING TO BREAK AWAY FROM THE SUGARY WONDERLAND I HAD FOUND I STEP AROUND AND LOOKED UP AT THE BOARD AND WENT OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

I DID NOT UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT. I QUICKLY SCANNED THE BOARD FOR DR. PEPPER BUT IT WAS NOT THERE. I BEGAN TO BREAK OUT IN A SWEAT FROM ALL THE PRESSURE. I KEPT GLANCING OVER AT THE SWEETS AND I FINALLY UTTERED THE WORDS - "I WILL TAKE AND ICE TEA" AS I HEARD MY NEPHEW GIGGLE HE SAID WHY DON'T YOU TRY A FRAPACHINCO OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID - "IS THAT LIKE A SLURPEE OR SOMETHING?" GIGGLING AGAIN AND MY RETARDATION. THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER SAID OK WHICH KIND OF TEA DO YOU WANT - I MUTTERED THERE IS MORE THAN ONE KIND????? NOW FEELING THE SWEAT BEADS FORMING ON MY HEAD AND TRICKLING DOWN MY NECK I STARTED TO PANIC. I COULD FEEL MY STOMACH GRUMBLING FROM NERVES AS DIAHHREA WAS ABOUT TO SET IN IF I DID NOT HURRY UP AND GET OUT FROM UNDER THIS PRESSURE.

I SAID OK I WILL HAVE ONE OF THOSE LEMONAID ICE TEA'S. YEAH I THOUGHT I WAS HOME FREE . NOT BY A LONG SHOT APPARENTLY !! THE LADY THEN LOOKED AT ME AND SAID WHICH KIND OF TEA DO YOU WANT THAT MADE WITH PASSION, BLACK OR CHERRY . I LOOKED AT TRAVELIN AND OH LAWD WHY COULD WE HAVE JUST GONE TO SONIC WHERE I COULD HAVE ORDERED A ROUTE 44 CHERRY DR. PEPPER THE STRESS IS KILLING ME. BUT I DO KNOW WHAT KIND OF PASTERIES I WANT. (PLEASE NOTE THAT IS PLURA

SO NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING I TRIED TO PULL IT TOGETHER NOTING THAT DJ WAS SHIFTING FROM FOOT TO FOOT IN HIS FIT OF CRAVING FOR HIS OWN DRINK OF CHOICE. I UTTERED BLACK TEA WITH LEMONAID YEP THAT WAS IT AND THEN I RAN BACK TO THE PASTERY CAGE AND SAID I WANT ONE OF THESE AND ONE OF THESE. AGAIN I HEARD A SNICKER COME FROM MY OTHERWISE HUMEROUS NEPHEW.

GLAD THAT WAS ALL OVER I TOOK MY FIRST SIP OF SOMETHING MADE AT STARBUCKS AND FELL IN LOVE. WE SAT OUTSIDE IN THE WARM TEXAS AIR AND TALKED TILL OUR HEARTS CONTENT AND LISTEN TO THE DEAFENING SOUND OF SOME IDIOTS CAR ALARM THAT KEPT GOING OFF EVERY TIME A SEMI TRUCK WOULD PASS BY. BUT I WILL TELL YOU THE LEMON DROP CUPCAKE WAS THE BEST. WELL NEXT TO THE COMPANY I WAS IN. SO I AM READY TO GO BACK I AM JUST WAITING ON SOMEONE TO GO WITH ME.

I NOW KNOW THAT I CAN GO TO STARBUCKS AND NOT MAKE A COMPLETE FOOL OF MYSELF PLUS THE ATMOSPHERE WAS QUIET SOOTHING. BUT I THINK I WILL TRY THE ONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN AWAY FROM THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF THE HIGHWAY.

NOTHING TOPS GOOD TEXAS TEA, A GREAT CUPCAKE AND A DEAR FAMILY MEMBER TO MAKE YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT THE BOMB. THANKS FOR DRAGGING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE I LOVED IT. LETS GO AGAIN SOON.

SO I AM NOT A STARBUCKS VIRGIN ANYMORE NOT A PRO EITHER BUT IT SEEMS THERE ARE MORE WAYS TO MAKE TEA THAT I HAVE YET TO DISCOVER AND DEFIENTLY MORE PASTERIES TO EAT YEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW.

LOVE,
AUNTIE PAT

p.s. I HAVE TO ADD THAT ON THIS PAST MONDAY NIGHT I COULD NOT TAKE IT ANYMORE MORE AND I WENT TO STARBUCKS AND GOT SOME TEA AND CUPCAKES. I WENT THROUGH THE DRIVE THROUGH CAUSE I WAS IN MY JAMMIES. I HAD MY TWO MINI SCHNAUZERS WITH ME AND THE GUY WORKING THE WINDOW HAD ONE TWO SO HE GAVE ME THE LAST 4 CUPCAKES FOR FREE AND MY TEA ONLY COST ME A BUCK. SO OH YEAH I AM GOING BACK THIS WEEKEND FOR SURE TRAVELIN YOU BETTER FEEL UP TO A NIGHT AT STARBUCKS LAUGHING AND DRINKING WELL WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DRINK.....
LOVE AUNTIE PAT


rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
3/20/2006 5:23 pm

I recently had the pleasure of spending an evening with the Brat in Washington DC. I had a blast. He's a sweetheart.

I must say, we walked past two Starbucks and he never made a move to go in.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


TravelinsAuntPat 51F

5/6/2006 4:08 am

NO WAY DAPHNE I AM SO SHOCKED THAT THE WORLD DID NOT STOP SPINNING ON THAT ONE. LOL I HEARD HE REALLY HAD A BLAST WITH YOU. HE IS FUN TO HANG WITH HUH.

LOVE,
TRISHA


TTigerAtty 63M

5/6/2006 4:27 am

I know how you feel! I don't drink all that fancy stuff either! I just have coffee, black. And I don't try to learn their stupid snobby sizes either. I just ask for small, medium, or large. That always brings 'em down a notch. Ya' gotta fight "intimidation" with "intimidation"! So glad to see ya' back, Auntie Pat! Good to know you're feelin' better!


TravelinsAuntPat 51F

5/6/2006 10:23 pm

thank you thank you its great to feel good lol.........


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