S.A.P. RIDES AGAIN. LAWD JESUS I AM GOING TO HAVE TO WARSH MY CAPE !!!!!!!!!  

TravelinsAuntPat 51F
237 posts
5/11/2006 12:58 am

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5/17/2006 12:40 am

S.A.P. RIDES AGAIN. LAWD JESUS I AM GOING TO HAVE TO WARSH MY CAPE !!!!!!!!!



OH LAWD JESUS AUNTIE PAT MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER AND WARSH HER CAPE THIS WEEK. I AM IN THE ASS KICKING MODE AND SOMEBODY STOPPPP MEEEE..

WELL AS MOST OF YOU KNOW MY BEST FRIEND DIED ON FEB. 12TH OF THIS YEAR. LEAVING BEHIND A 17 NOW 18 YEAR OLD SON AND TWINS (BOYS) AGE 14. WELL THE 18 YEAR OLD HAS DECIDED TO BE ANGRY AT THE WORLD. SO HE THOUGHT HE WOULD DEAL A LITTLE POT AND SKIP HIM SOME SCHOOL. WELL THE FINALLY BLOW CAME WHEN I FOUND OUT HE WAS OUT AT 2 AND 3 AM ON SCHOOL NIGHT STEALING LAWN ORNAMENTS.

WELL WHEN KIM DIED HER CAR WENT TO HER OLDEST SON. NO HE DID NOT HAVE IT TAKEN OUT OF HER NAME, NO HE DOES NOT CARRY INSURANCE, NO THE INSPECTION STICKER IS NOT CURRENT AND NO THE REGISTRATION IS NOT CURRENT EITHER.

WELL SEEING AS HE LIVES RIGHT ACROSS THE COURTYARD FROM ME IN HIS DAD'S HOUSE. OLD AUNTIE PAT AFTER HEARING ABOUT THE SKIPPING SCHOOL AND STEALING LAWN JOCKEY'S AND SHOOTING OUT WINDSHIELDS TOOK IT UPON HERSELF TO WALTZ UP IN TO THIS KIDS HOUSE AND ASK HIM FOR THE CAR KEYS. HE LOOKED AT ME STRANGE JUST THINKING I NEEDED TO BORROW HIS CAR.

AFTER GETTING THE KEYS IN MY HANDS I TOLD HIM THEY WOULD NOT BE RETURNED AND THAT I WAS TAKING POSSESSION OF THE CAR. THE ONLY WAY IT WILL BE RETURNED IS WHEN I HAVE A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA IN MY HAND. I WILL BE TAKING HIM TO HIGH SCHOOL AND HAVE IT ARRANGED SO THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO SIT IN THE SAME CLASS ROOMS FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. YEP WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL.

WELL THE DAY I GAVE MY FRIENDS EULOGY I PROMISED HER THAT PUSH, PULL OR DRAG HER SON'S WERE GOING ACROSS THE STAGE. KIM WAS ALL ABOUT EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION. THIS WAS A CONVERSATION THAT SHE AND I HAD MANY TIMES AS I HAD TO PUSH MY OWN SON ACROSS THE FINISH LINE 2 YEARS AGO AND KIM WAS THERE HELPING ME PUSH.

SO THE CAR IS NOW STOWED AWAY ON MY FAMILIES FARM. HA HA HE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND THAT CAR. I GAVE HIM MY LIST OF CONDITIONS. ONE HE TALKED TO A POLICE FRIEND OF MINE WHO HAS AGREED NOT TO ARREST HIM AS LONG AS ALL THE STOLEN ITEMS WERE RETURNED. I HAVE THE DIPLOMA IN MY HANAD AT END OF SCHOOL. HE GETS THAT CAR OUT OF KIM'S NAME, UPDATES REGISTRATION, AND INSPECTION.

SO GO MEEEEEE I AM GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT IS IN STYLE FOR A 40 YEAR OLD HIGH SCHOOL FEMALE STUDENT THESE DAYS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I SHALL WEAR MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!. I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO MEET ALL HIS LITTLE FRIENDS.......

KIM I LOVE YOU GIRL AND ONLY FOR YOU WOULD I RESORT TO GOING BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL. I MISS YOU SO MUCH........
LOVE,
AUNTIE PAT

For those of you wondering the father in the picture for this boy gave up on him the day he turned 18. His view was well the kid is 18 and he can make his own choices and he has to live with the outcome. NOW I HIGHLY DISAGREE AS YOU CAN TELL. I DON'T CARE WHAT AGE THESE KIDS ARE IF THEY ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND 18 OR HIGHER TO ME AGE DON'T MEAN SHIT UNTIL THEY HAVE GRADUATAED. THEN AS LONG AS THEY ARE LIVING UNDER MY ROOF THEN THEY ARE GOING TO RESPECT THE RULES. EVEN HIS DAD WAS BLOWN AWAY BY ME TAKING THE CAR AWAY FROM HIM BUT HE WAS RELIEVED THAT SOMEONE CAME IN AND HELPED OUT AND TOOK A STEP THAT EVEN HE WAS AFRAID TO TAKE WITH THIS KID.


TTigerAtty 63M

5/11/2006 1:31 pm

Good for you S.A.P.! I admire your willingness to get involved and I am sure your friend, Kim, is looking down smiling and very happy she had a friend like you!

What to wear to high school? I always liked it when the girls wore short, mini-skirts! I dropped a lot of pencils, erasers, and everything from my desk back in those days. So, if ya' see the boys doin' that Auntie Pat with you in the class, you might wanna cross your legs!


TravelinsAuntPat 51F

5/12/2006 12:21 am

hey why dont you come to school with me. we could sit in the back of the class and make out while the youngsters do their work lol............ sounds like fun to me......


slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
5/14/2006 12:55 pm

slidein2meplzHappy Mothers Day Aunt Pat....and many more! I hope you're having a great day.
~~ Slide ~~


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


TravelinsAuntPat 51F

5/17/2006 12:40 am

SLIDE I HAVE MISSED CHATTING WITH YOU. YES AUNTIE PAT IS BACK UP AND RUNNING AND PLEASE DO NOT MISS OUT ON THE AUCTION I HAVE UP ON THE UNDIES AND PHOTO OF TRAVELIN IN MY PREVIOUS POST. SOME LUCKY WOMAN WILL GET A PAIR OF HIS PRICELESS UNDER BRITCHES.
LOVE,
AUNT PAT


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