OH YEAH SUPER AUNTIE PAT RIDES AGAIN TAKE NO PRISONERS DEATH TO SMOOCHIE  

TravelinsAuntPat 52F
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5/10/2006 2:21 am

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5/10/2006 4:52 pm

OH YEAH SUPER AUNTIE PAT RIDES AGAIN TAKE NO PRISONERS DEATH TO SMOOCHIE

JUST LIKE WYATT EARP AND DOC HOLLIDAY IN THE LAST CHARGE KILLING OFF THE COWBOY CLAN AUNT PAT CAME OUT SWINGING THIS TIME. THE LITTLE FREAKING BOYFRIEND THAT MY DAUGHTER HAD HOOKED UP WITH IS OUTTA HERE. I PULLED THE OLD I AM GOING TO PUT A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOUR ASS AND I KEPT IN TOUCH WITH HIS MOTHER WHO DID NOT HAVE ANY IDEA THAT THE TWO LITTLE LOVEBIRDS WERE BACK TOGETHER. SHE HAD KICKED HER SON OUT OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE OF HIS BEHAVIOR SINCE HOOKING UP WITH MY DAUGHTER. WELL HE WENT BACK HOME ON THE CONDITION THAT HE STAYED AWAY FROM HER. RIGHT AS IF THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

WELL OLD SUPER GRANNY HERE THREW ON HER CAPE AND WENT TO WORK. NOT ONLY ARE THEY BROKE UP BUT SINCE HIS MOTHER FOUND OUT HE LIED TO HER AGAIN X 50 SHE PULLED HIM OUT OF THE LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL. IS BUYING HIM A PLANE TICKET TO OHIO TO LIVE WITH DADDY.

DO NOT TELL ME I CANNOT KEEP YOU AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS ON THAT ONE. GRANNY SLAPPED A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIM AND HE IS HISTORY.

DARN SMART ASS KIDS THANK GOD I WAS NOT ONE OF THOSE. WELL NOW LETS SEE IF THINGS SETTLE DOWN IN THE TEPEE.

LOVE,
AUNTIE PAT


TTigerAtty 63M

5/10/2006 8:46 am

Wow! You're tough, Super Auntie Pat! I hope your daughter is not traumatized! In time, she'll get over the little twirp! Tell her to wait till she's 30 before she gets serious and to hold out for a young billionaire industrialist. Perhap, an Exxon-Mobil executive or Bill Gates, someone like that! These young horny guys are nothin' but trouble!


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