LET HIM DIG...............  

TravelinsAuntPat 52F
237 posts
8/23/2006 11:50 pm

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8/28/2006 10:43 pm

LET HIM DIG...............

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated
each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be
heard deep into the night The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig
my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of
your life!"

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the
many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died
of a heart attack when he was 68.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he
may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to
haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......"

Auntie Pat's take on this is since men never ask for directions he will never make his way to the top....

Auntie Pat

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
8/24/2006 1:58 am

Ooooooooooooo she got him!

Purry {=}


kyplowboy22 63M

8/24/2006 5:43 am

roflmao. Good one, Pat.


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
8/24/2006 12:30 pm

Sideways would have been interesting, too.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

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