Asses and Double Standards  

TragicallySane 55M
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8/30/2006 4:31 pm

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9/15/2006 5:31 pm

Asses and Double Standards

So I went out last night to have a couple of beers and see what the world had to offer. I ran into a few people I knew, BSed a bit then started talking with a group of 4 women. Now normally, I wouldn’t have spent a lot of time working on them since trying to surgically cut one woman from a group is a task rivaling an attempt at microscopic brain surgery with a paring knife. No matter how delicate you are, you are almost always doomed to fail. Two of the women though made any effort very much worth the while and I really had no expectations so what the hell.

We all talked, had a few drinks and after about an hour, they all whispered a bit then hopped up to go to the bathroom in the typical woman herd fashion. I assumed they’d all come back, say good night and hit the door because they were all a bit toasty. Eventually, they all came wandering back. They all hugged, laughed then carried on the goodbye production....except one, Emily, was staying. It was apparent that, while the bathroom trip might have been functional, it was also a strategy session. Was it OK to leave Emily behind? Apparently the answer was yes.

After the fanfare, she came over and sat down and we continued our previous conversation. The paring knife surgery had been a success and I knew I was going to get laid. Somehow, during our discussing our respective jobs and the good and bad of them, we worked our way around to double standards. After bitching about work, Emily pointed at me and asked, “You know what is really a double standard?” The swaying finger made me nervous, thinking I’d blown any chance I had somewhere along the line.

“No, what?”



“Asses. You know, your butt, my butt, butts.”

I was lost. “OK, butts are a double”

She looked at me like I was an idiot for not latching onto what was obvious for her, “Well think about it. A guy is always wanting to stick his dick into a woman’s ass right?”

I couldn’t argue so I answered, “Well, ya.”

“But just try to stick anything into a guys butt and they freak out like they will suddenly turn gay. Talk about a double standard. If it is good for me to have something shoved up my ass, it should be for you too!” She jabbed her finger at me like I was the main culprit in her perceived crimes of lust.

I started to explain, “I really wouldn’t know....”

Emily laughed before I could finish my sentence and almost shouted, “Like you have never tried to fuck a woman up the ass before!!!” Several nearby customers turned, looks of bemused indifference or utter shock etched on their faces.

“That’s not what I was going to say....” I attempted to rebut, watching any hopes of a night of sex evaporating before my eyes,

“You guys are all alike. Always wanting things your way and not wanting to do anything....”

It was my turn to interrupt, “Whoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa there Emily. Hold on a sec. Can I finish what I was going to say?”

She really wanted to finish her tirade but instead, sat back, pissed at me for some wrong done by some other guy how long ago. “This should be good.”

“As you so eloquently put it, I do like to fuck women up the ass....”

“I KNEW it!!”

“But I also like to have my ass played with.”


“I think it is a big turn on for a woman to play with my ass. Is that so hard to believe?”



“Because I’ve never met a guy who liked that.”

I knew at this point, she was going home with me, “Well apparently, you have never met the right guy before.”

“You mean like if know....slid my you, you wouldn’t weird out?”


“OK, a vibrator or dildo?”

“Even better!”

A wicked smile accented the gleam in her eye. She mulled some thought over for a bit then grinned at me and asked, “You want to leave?”

“I never thought you’d ask.”

Hydragenias 57F

8/30/2006 5:46 pm

Welcome to Blogaritaville!

please click here: [post 485524]

TragicallySane 55M

8/30/2006 8:22 pm

LOL...been in AdultFriendFinder since its inception. I remember 3 chat rooms (The Lobby...for guests only, The Yard...for registered members and the Hot Tub...for cyber.) Met a lot of great people back then. Hope to do it again.

CB_2 52F

9/14/2006 3:40 pm

Don't mind Hydragenias. She's just doing her best to stay top of the list now she's got there. I wouldn't mind, but her linked post doesn't contain anything of any value for first time users, like how the bloody blogs actually work.

So, you and Emily - had a good night, did you? I agree with her, by the way: most guys do have a completely double standard when it comes to poking in the ass. Lucky for her you're not most guys.

Blogito ergo sum.

TragicallySane 55M

9/14/2006 5:06 pm

Ahhh...posting to have the most posts, get the most comments. Jeez....I can't think of enough to say to even attempt to try to post as much as many do. And where does all the spare time come from?

I really love that picture BTW.

CB_2 52F

9/15/2006 5:26 am

    Quoting TragicallySane:
    Ahhh...posting to have the most posts, get the most comments. Jeez....I can't think of enough to say to even attempt to try to post as much as many do. And where does all the spare time come from?

    I really love that picture BTW.
I'm glad you love the picture - so do I. Classy.

Hope you'll like my blog as well [blog consideringbi2] if you manage to pop over there.

Blogito ergo sum.

TragicallySane 55M

9/15/2006 5:31 pm

Wait a minute, you aren't trying to lure me in so I will comment on your blog, thus surpassing Hydragenias' tally are ya????????????? LOL

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