What Use Are ...  

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
3484 posts
9/5/2006 2:29 pm

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What Use Are ...

long fingernails?

I don't mean slightly long, well-shaped nails. The kind that can gently (or, optionally, not so gently) scratch along the skin in moments of passion to stir the senses to new heights. The kind that takes a nice coat of paint and adds to the appearance of a hand.

No, I mean nails like those I saw today on the hands of a woman of a certain age: painted a pale green (which didn't go but, hey, we can all make that mistake) and curving at least 2 inches (5cm) from the end of the fingers.

What good are nails like that? You can't type with them. They surely get in the way of all sorts of mundane tasks. And, hell, you can't even scratch with them as they'd almost certainly break.

I'm only a man ... explain it to me, someone!

Jx


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
9/5/2006 3:03 pm

mine are practical,clean and nither long nor short,but having long fingers makes them look short lol.

i tried false nails once God how do women cope,from pulling up zips,going to the loo all seem so difficult


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
9/5/2006 6:09 pm

I don't have long fingernails but I've seen some beautiful ones


hotandhorny107 59F

9/5/2006 10:22 pm

Mine are a much more reasonable length,if they are too long I can't do anything. Just vanity I guess.


TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/6/2006 12:34 pm

    Quoting papyrina:
    mine are practical,clean and nither long nor short,but having long fingers makes them look short lol.

    i tried false nails once God how do women cope,from pulling up zips,going to the loo all seem so difficult
I have to confess I've never tried wearing false nails ... yet


TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/6/2006 12:35 pm

    Quoting SweetMysterie:
    There are some things that women don't even understand about women.
So how the hell are men meant to make sense of women???


TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/6/2006 12:37 pm

    Quoting sassybelle21:
    I don't have long fingernails but I've seen some beautiful ones
Well so have I ... but they're always at a rather more practical length than these horrible, curling claws!


TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/6/2006 12:39 pm

    Quoting hotandhorny107:
    Mine are a much more reasonable length,if they are too long I can't do anything. Just vanity I guess.
In case you hadn't guessed, mine are usually a very reasonable length!!


HotDev1l 46M
1358 posts
9/6/2006 4:28 pm

Status symbol????


TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/7/2006 11:04 am

Inverse you mean? The bigger the nails, the lower the status?


TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/7/2006 11:06 am

    Quoting rm_funfuckor2:
    Hey Q why don't you try the false nails thing, it worked for mel gibson in the film what women want maybe trying all our girlie things would give you and insite into the female mind ( wouldn't get bothering with certain sanitary items though hun).
    As too the nails thing well hell i would not want em that long not hygienic really or practical what about going to the loo and picking ones nose ewww!!!!
I'm not even going to think about this!


dawndirtymind 43F
370 posts
9/7/2006 10:04 pm

I don't get that either. I have fake nails as I was not blessed with strong nails and nail polish stays sooo much better on the fakes ones. But there is a point that they get way too long to be able to function.
What's worse though is when you see someone who doesn't cut their toenails and they grow way out and start curving down like that. Ewww!!! I have seen it and it almost made me puke.


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