That Old, Old Question ...  

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
3484 posts
8/31/2006 3:45 am

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That Old, Old Question ...

To spit or swallow?

Of course, it's not so long ago that Mr Innocent here would have thought that question referred to what you do when you're tasting wine.

You can imagine my confusion, then, when a particular Web site which specialised in sexy women and fast cars included that subject in its questionnaires for the models whose photos adorned its site.

I was astonished by how many of the ignorant fools swallowed!

Anyway, my innocence level has been diminished a little since then which at least allowed me to understand what the lads in their late teens were talking about on the bus.

It was one of those statements that makes the ears perk up: "Of course, you can tell which women will spit and which will swallow".

I couldn't help wondering how. The only way I could think of was to ask and that's not the sort of question that tends to come to mind when I'm talking to a woman - at least not until we're already pretty good friends. And probably not then either. If the matter comes up, as it were, then I'm pretty happy either way ...

Anyway, as I understand it, the theory is that you decide whether a woman seems to fit the category of 'demure lady' or 'randy tart' (the lad's words, not mine). Contrary to expectations, though, he believed that women who come over as 'demure ladies' will swallow and the 'randy tarts' will spit.

So, Keira Knightly - I was assured - will happily swallow whereas Sharon Stone is a definite spitter. Pamela Anderson is a spitter (oh, if only I could remember the video footage) whereas Victoria Beckham, who certainly tries to do 'demure lady' (albeit with little success) is a swallower. Good for Goldenballs, eh?

Evidence? I have none and I somehow doubt that he has either though giving the huge explosion (sorry if that conjours up unwanted images in this context) in teenage sexual activity it's perhaps something he has researched personally.

Perhaps you can help with this research project. Guys - you need to go and test this now!!.


freetime648 53F

8/31/2006 4:00 am

I am utterly and thoroughly shocked!!!!! Only because you took a topic I was going to do as well! Oh well...maybe next time!

~~~runs off to test the "demure-ness" or lack thereof... forthwith!

xx FREETIME648 xx

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
8/31/2006 5:02 am

Well, it will be interesting to see if some check this theory!

cassandrabear 50M/36F

8/31/2006 6:22 am

Now to remember where I put the bloody pineapple juice.

Hey do we guys really Care.
As long as they don't gargle.


rm_WackyEPP 54F
8470 posts
8/31/2006 10:42 am

I've never thought of myself as 'Demure'

We all must be thinking of the same thing, because like Free I was going to post about this very subject.

Wacky Jacky

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
8/31/2006 1:02 pm

I swallow. But I don't think I'm either demure or randy Their theory is wrong

HotDev1l 46M
1358 posts
8/31/2006 5:21 pm the grand scheme of things.....does it matter. I've, in my humble and limited experience been fortunate enough to meet both types.....and I can assure you.......I have met demure that spit and demure that swallow and demure that will not do oral sex.....tarty that swallow.....spit....will not do oral sex.....if I were to sit down and work out percentages I would draw only one conclusion.


hotandhorny107 59F

8/31/2006 10:18 pm

I'll never tell, but willing to show you.

rm_dizzyandfun 49F
752 posts
9/2/2006 3:52 am

So thats what DEMURE really means?? I ve always been taught that spitting is rude. Very, very rude and good girls just..dont SPIT pmsl.
For once it seems parents got something right....or at least mine did LMAO.

Diz xx xx

rm_sambuca_sam 48M
1884 posts
9/2/2006 5:43 am

Q......trying to catagorise Beyonce Knowles

A woman who's multi talented with a accent to melt a welsh coal miners son (often).....sod i really care? She could eat popcorn at the bottom of my bed anyday!!

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
9/2/2006 1:09 pm

I always thought of myself as a randy type in bed....

but you have just exploded my own egos leanings toward randiness...

oh well

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
9/3/2006 2:20 am

Arrrgggghhh! I need my ball back!

Free ... and the survey says?

Angelofmercy ... I must admit I'm disappointed by the level of research participation!

Bear ... I think that's a very good point. I did say I'd be pretty happy either way At least I have plenty of pineapple juice just in case!

Wacky ... Are you going to introduce yourself as demure now though?

Sassybelle ... I have no problem believing that the theory is wrong. Maybe it's just over-simplistic though? If you don't see yourself as demure or randy, how do you see yourself? For that matter, the idea is very much based around how other guys see you. Perhaps we need to hold that poll?

Dev ... I'm so with you on that one!

Hotandhorny ... Purely for research purposes, of course

Dizzy ... I always knew you were a good girl!

Sam ... I'll be sure to let her know

Playrigal ... Another girl that was brung-up well? I'm impressed

MM ... Noooo ... you carry on feeling randy by all means. We'll just have to modify the theory

Peche85 32F

9/3/2006 4:52 am

I have never understood the point in spitting. If its in your mouth is it not easier just to swallow? I think you would taste it more if you were to spit it out than swallow. I either swallow or ask them to cum on my tits. Would never spit it out if it was in my mouth. Wouldn't want to be rude lol.

I guess I am more demure than randy.

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