Stop Thief!  

TheQuietGuy2005 56M
3484 posts
1/19/2006 9:15 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Stop Thief!

A crime wave is rippling through This Site.

Someone (or maybe it's a gang of someones) is stealing items which seem small but which have great sentimental and practical value for their owners.

Yes, a sex thief is at large.

In the European Hot Tub alone we have seen two victims in 24 hours: first Helga_Hansen lost her femininity and then D1SQUO, to his horror found that he had been emasculated. After high-level intervention, Helga's sexuality was returned to her ... to the best of my knowledge, however, poor D1SQUO is still forced to languish in asexuality, poor chap.

Someone out there must know who is to blame for this. Have you noticed someone close to you whose behaviour has changed recently or who has been acting suspiciously? Have you noticed someone walking around carrying armsful of (F)s and (S)s?

If so, please contact the Blogland police so we can put an end to this reign of terror that is introducing tragedy to the lives of so many.


brightblonde3 59F

1/19/2006 10:01 pm

I am willing to offer myself as a lure, if necessary, to fool the thieves, for I can be brightblonde3 or brightblond3...whichever keeps them at bay.

Let's hope Helga and D1 do not languish in a cyber state of gender confusion too long.



warmandsexy52 66M
13164 posts
1/19/2006 11:10 pm

Look after your sexuality at all costs. Keep it close to your heart and beware of those who will sweet talk you into changing it into something else.

Jeez! On this site you can be talked into anything. I know I have. Ooops! Confession time!

helga_hansen 50F  
1987 posts
1/19/2006 11:28 pm

Dear Policeman Q,

Now here is something truly bizarre... this morning when I logged in, I went to check that my beloved (F) was still there. It was... but guess what else was back??? All my profile blurb that had been missing!! Of course, I'm thrilled to have it all back, because I couldn't remember it all when trying to write a replacement!

I'm just a little confused though, Q... (F)s I can understand (female)... but um... (S)s??

Yours bemusedly


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

helga_hansen 50F  
1987 posts
1/19/2006 11:31 pm

<<< Where is my picture???

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

TheQuietGuy2005 56M
2386 posts
1/20/2006 9:55 am

Sheesh, Helga ... trust you to notice my little boo-boo (you didn't know my boo-boo was little, did you?). Hey, it was very early when I wrote it and I'd had no coffee ... and, moreover, I was utterly distraught by the tragic events that have befallen you and D1

Oh, the temptation to correct it!

TheQuietGuy2005 56M
2386 posts
1/20/2006 9:56 am

BB ... Thanks for your support!

Warmandsexy ... yes and? I'm waiting for the confession now, sir!

Wackytits 54F

1/20/2006 10:23 am

LMAO!!!! But you've obviously got (S)s on the brain. xx

FeistySyn 53F

1/20/2006 6:25 pm

thx for the giggles!

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

TheQuietGuy2005 56M
2386 posts
1/21/2006 1:31 am

Wacky ... Indeed ... now I just have to try to figure what (S) means!

Sexy ... Silver linings, eh?

FeistySyn ... My pleasure

helga_hansen 50F  
1987 posts
1/21/2006 6:58 am

As you can see Q... I am me again!! {=} And very happy about it too!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

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