Normal Service Will Be Resumed  

TheQuietGuy2005 56M
3484 posts
7/26/2006 8:03 pm

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8/2/2006 2:41 pm

Normal Service Will Be Resumed

This blog has been closed temporarily for refurbishment (not least of the owner's mind).

The management would like to apologise for any inconvenience that this may have caused and would like to invite all regular readers (and, indeed, casual passers-by, friends of friends of the acquaintances of long-lost aunts and their pet dogs) to a grand gala reopening on

31st July 2006

featuring

  • Dancing girls imported at great expense from Australia!
  • The Chippendales!
  • Hors d'oeuvres, substantial buffet and free drinks all day!
  • Jugglers, clowns and someone who does remarkable things with vegetables!

    AND

    AN AMAZING 50% - YES 50%! - OFF ALL WORDS OF 4 OR MORE SYLLABLES!!*

    Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

    When your grandchildren ask you, "Where were you when 'Fool on the Hill' reopened?", make sure you can say that you were there!

    * 50% discount is a notional maximum to a range varying from 50% down to no discount whatsoever. No contractual obligation to meet visitor expectations is stated explicitly or implicitly. Full terms and conditions may be obtained from the usual address on payment of a nominal £200 fee to cover costs of administration, postage, annual bonuses and champagne. We thank you.



  • racingcrazy67 51M

    7/26/2006 11:50 pm

    <<<puts 31st July in calendar! An event NOT to be missed!


    GB_Cple 67M/56F  
    3117 posts
    7/27/2006 12:02 am

    Will be on holiday, shame


    helga_hansen 50F
    1987 posts
    7/27/2006 12:33 am

    Make sure it's proper Champagne and not that cheap sparkling wine rubbish Oh, and do we have to supply our own veggies?

    ♥♥HH♥♥


    Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


    UnpinAfireFaust 58M

    7/27/2006 1:35 am

    And just as I'm getting ready to move further away, Brother Q. But I'll try my best to be here in some form or fashion...if for no other reason than to see the "vegginator" mentioned in the ad! And I'm with Helga...none of the cheap rubbish!!

    ** Is hoping the refurbishment mentioned is for the better. **


    SweetDarlinAngel 40F
    2996 posts
    7/27/2006 9:06 am

    QG!
    So what you're saying is ... all the hubba-balloo just to say that I have to wait longer? Well, okay ... but that damn discount better incude something to do with your behind showing me something a little more revealing ... j/k (missed you sweeite)
    ~SDA

    ~Angel


    HotDev1l 46M
    1360 posts
    7/27/2006 3:52 pm

    31st of July eh.....OK....and you're buying.....shall I put my order in now?

    3 bottles Dom Perignon
    1 bottle Bowmore
    1 Bottle Polish Vodka
    2 bottles tonic water
    1 lemon
    lots of ice
    1 plate Gravad Lax
    12 Oysters

    oh and a Cuban Cigar


    rm_WackyEPP 54F
    8470 posts
    7/27/2006 5:12 pm

    Woo! Hoo! What a party!

    Can't wait. Can I bring some of my own vegetables, and will there be plenty cucumbers to go round.

    xx


    Wacky Jacky


    rm_dizzyandfun 49F
    752 posts
    7/28/2006 6:22 am

    Damnnnnnnnnnn Q....I m going to miss it !!!! Have a drink on me ...my order is the same as HotDevs lol - keep it on ice for me ok??

    Dizz xxxx


    hotandhorny107 60F

    7/28/2006 8:10 am

    Can't wait, party and Q returns....


    cassandrabear 50M/36F

    7/28/2006 10:02 am

    The Chippendales? - Who? Aren't they the ones that my Gran used to go on about watching?

    Cassie xxx

    PS - Please don't try to drown me in the tub!


    rm_EE407 42F
    3903 posts
    7/30/2006 1:20 pm

    Show me them buns!!! (or I won't be back!)


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