TheQuietGuy2005 56M
3484 posts
3/20/2006 3:13 pm

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3/23/2006 4:03 am


So Son and I had to borrow squash rackets from the sports centre stores as someone who will remain nameless (but just so happens to be Son’s closest female relative) appears to have lost ours.

“May I borrow a couple of squash rackets?” I asked the young lady behind the reception desk.

“Of course”, she said with a smile and she pulled two rackets out and placed them on the desk in front of me. She hunted around in the drawer looking increasingly bemused.

“Don’t worry”, I said helpfully, “I’ve got two balls of my own”.

Cue collapse of Son in hysterics and the gradual arising of such a blush across the receptionist’s face that I thought it might turn her hair red.

And I promise you it was said in all innocence


Wackytits 54F

3/21/2006 9:48 am

Bet you were blushing too. xx

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
3/21/2006 5:48 pm

When things like that are said in complete innocence, that is always the best. Especially when the speaker realizes what s/he said.

HotDev1l 46M
1360 posts
3/22/2006 4:29 pm

just wish I'd been there to *ahem* rub it in !!! LOL

frangipanigal 46F
10406 posts
3/22/2006 7:12 pm

I hope your balls stayed in tack during the game!!

Cute post.


hotandhorny107 60F

3/22/2006 10:41 pm

Out of the mouths of babes. Reminds me of the time my youngest son blurted out on the bus the famous question "where do babies come from?" I thought the little old ladies in front of us were going to go into cardiac arrrest.

We had just come from a visit to my brother and sister in law, who at the time was very pregnant. All the child wanted to know was how the baby was going to get out. I simply told him that mommies have special places near where they pee that opens big enough for the baby to get out. He was satisfied and moved on to another topic. And no one had a heart attack..

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