But Me No Butts ...  

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
3484 posts
8/13/2006 11:21 am

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8/14/2006 1:02 pm

But Me No Butts ...

When I was new to Blogland, I would often peek to see whether I'd been mentioned in anyone else's blog. Maybe it's a phase we all go through, I don't know. Anyway, I haven't been bothering recently and I don't know what it was that prompted me to do a search on my handle yesterday.

I'm not entirely sure whether I'm glad I did or not for, suddenly, there was my butt staring out at me.

It seems that JuicyBBW1001 is holding a "sexy ass" contest and I’ve been included. Very flattering!

I really don't expect to win. Truth be told, I don't really expect votes except, possibly, from those that know me and feel a certain loyalty. That's not me saying, incidentally, that my butt is particularly bad or anything but there is incredibly stiff competition: take a look at [post 456471] and you'll see what I mean. I tell you now, with that cast of backsides I certainly wouldn't vote for my butt!

One of the problems, of course, is that the quality of the photo is pretty poor. It was taken by me with my mobile phone in a less-than-perfectly-clean mirror - and it shows. What I would really need if I were to even compete (quite apart from going to the gym far more often!) is a new photo ... and that means a new photographer.

It will need to be someone who has an affinity for the subject, a keen eye for the form, someone who can set me - a noted camera-phobe - at my ease. And I always feel that it helps if the person behind the camera is in some way inspired by the subject so they'll look for that ideal shot.

Now where on Earth could I possibly find such a person?


freetime648 53F

8/13/2006 11:42 am

Since I do believe I was the nominator, I should take the pics!!! Ok with you????

xx FREETIME648 xx

TheQuietGuy2005 replies on 8/14/2006 1:00 pm:
Did you really? Well, I never realised that!

You behind the camera? Well, I guess we should both speak to our business managers, maybe we can do lunch ...

cassandrabear 50M/36F

8/13/2006 11:44 am

Vote Cast


TheQuietGuy2005 replies on 8/14/2006 1:00 pm:
Many thanks! If you want to get nominated, I'll vote for you in exchange

rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
8/13/2006 1:47 pm

No idea.. but when you find that person... send 'm over to my house... rofl

TheQuietGuy2005 replies on 8/13/2006 3:35 pm:
Him??? You're joking, right?

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
8/13/2006 3:23 pm

OK... Let me get out the filters for soft focus. Calm down, I've taken tons of these pictures before. Now, just bend over a bit, that's it. Good. Now, take this cucumber... Hey wait! Where are you going? Come back! It was only for visual effect!

TheQuietGuy2005 replies on 8/13/2006 3:33 pm:
I imagine, if nothing else, that would be one photograph that would get me noticed!

brightblonde3 59F

8/13/2006 7:07 pm

just saying hello to you and your sexy backside, dear Q.



TheQuietGuy2005 replies on 8/14/2006 12:58 pm:
And a warm hello to you too ... I'd say hello to your backside too if you'd ever revealed it

hotandhorny107 59F

8/13/2006 9:24 pm

And the line forms where????

TheQuietGuy2005 replies on 8/14/2006 1:01 pm:
The only line I've ever had forming before me was when I was in charge of handing out the milk at school

rm_Hearty_Tart 107F
18 posts
8/14/2006 9:09 am

May I just say what a delightful rear view it is... good luck in the competition.


♥E Tart - why not have a nibble?

TheQuietGuy2005 replies on 8/14/2006 12:55 pm:
Well thank you Hearty! You can visit my blog again!

HotDev1l 46M
1358 posts
8/14/2006 11:50 am

I'll give you a chance by not entering for the competition

Butt you're not getting my vote as there are women on there

TheQuietGuy2005 replies on 8/14/2006 12:57 pm:
Oh, I don't have a chance anyway so feel free to enter - I'm sure we can rustle up someone to nominate you.

However, just as you won't vote for you, do you mind if I don't nominate you?

rm_WackyEPP 54F
8470 posts
8/14/2006 12:10 pm

I'll join the back of the queue!


Wacky Jacky

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