A Load of Balls from My Inbox ...  

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
3484 posts
12/13/2005 10:51 am

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A Load of Balls from My Inbox ...

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.

The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He screamed, clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she told him earnesly.

"UMMPH, OOOH, NOOO, I'll be alright, I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly but he remained in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside.

She began to massage him. After a few minutes she asked him, "how does that feel?"

He replied "It feels great ... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"


helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
12/13/2005 11:30 am

ROFLMAO!! I'll tell that to the boys the next time I'm down at the driving range!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

Wackytits 54F

12/13/2005 12:57 pm

ROFLMAO!!! Too funny! xx

rm_texasgal1978 46F
225 posts
12/13/2005 5:10 pm

I didn't even see that one coming..lol

sexymermaid6956 64F
26393 posts
12/14/2005 6:57 am

too funny..roflmao...lol good one....


Seduce my mind and my body

AlbertPrince 59M

12/14/2005 10:13 am


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
12/14/2005 2:56 pm


Luv stuff, Susie...xxx

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
12/14/2005 3:04 pm

FLIPPIN HECK...I'm sure I did it properly.

Luv n stuff..Susie..xxx

freetime648 53F

12/14/2005 4:44 pm

Remind me to never golf around men.....Geesh!!!!! LMAO

xx FREETIME648 xx

Fox4aKnight1 44F

12/14/2005 11:10 pm

LMAO too funny hun

TheQuietGuy2005 55M
2386 posts
12/18/2005 10:04 pm

Glad you liked it, people

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