Fatty Mcfee and the Bitches McGee  

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3/11/2006 11:31 am
Fatty Mcfee and the Bitches McGee

Sunday: Fullcontactgirl moved in...there was eating and mary-ment. We watched Dawn of the Dead. The fear was so great that the movie had to be postponed... oh the horror!Spagetti and Meatballs

Monday: Fullcontactgirl was accused of sodomizing me by my wackado next door neighbor and the police showed up. Thank god Fullcontact and I escaped persecution by the Rocky River police Department by being absent....she continues to sodomize me mercilessly to this day (kidding bitches)...and I like it. THE ONE NIGHT WE DIDN'T EAT!!! AND MARY GETS ACCUSED OF BEING OVER WEIGHT...no offense

Tuesday: TARGET! The invention of noodle walking...you have see this shit. Gina let me know what it feels like to me pregnant.. mary bends over for the target clerk to drop it like it's hot.The sercurity guard compliments my thin waistline in lieu of my pregnacy (damn I'm hot). We notice that almost every worker at the local gorcery shop is smoking hot...oh the joy. Damn the stock boys ass was sooooo fat...but taste sooo good, like friend chicken. No seriously we all had fried chicken. We get fatter

Wednesday: Random hook up with high school friend. Eye patches, cigarettes, coffee....and PANDAMONIUM!!! And let me tell you running across the street in the dark in eye patches is fucking frightening..FYI there's alot of wipping your head around. More movies more eatting...and the waistline continues to grow

Thursday: Fullcontact girl gets to know the locl pastry markers and taste their wears. We get Mary to blow off choir rehearsal with lies and prevarications and go to Home town Buffet...where thegraciushost recieves a present from the HB Bee. He sooo wants me. We finally unmask him after much revalery and biscuts and he turns ot to be a man child with acne. More Target..yes we went again but to a different one. Don't judge me. And we camp out on a bench next to Weight Watchers...irony hurts. We come home and watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre... more fear less moive again. Fullcontact rouses me from my sleep with loud utterings of passion and explatives. I shower...Friday happens

Friday: Fullcontactgirl can't sit. Ugly ugly ook up for me...don't ask. And THE HILLS HAVE EYES...how they haunt me. Not lie this shit is mad scary. We run screaming from the ugly hook up. Litterally. I'm so cute. Why do unattractive people happen

Saturday: Still happening...but we have to get dressed first. Gid we're lazy

CHICKEN...CHIC..CHICK..CHA..CHICK..CHICKEN WE ALL LIKE TO EAT CHICKEN


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