Sunday battle in the shower....  

TheDodger8 46M
370 posts
7/31/2005 8:31 am

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Sunday battle in the shower....

Today I went on the rampage cleaning my place. Little did I know I lacked the skills, and supplies to properly take on the job. See... in my past life my Ex took care of the cleaning, and cooking. I took care of the laundry, trash, maintenance. It was a nice arrangement. Since I have been living alone my lack of cleaning skill seems to have caught up with me. Dust, and strange smells have begun to take hold... Remember when you were 20 and you went to an apartment where only guys lived...maybe a dormitory suite or some such? Remember the man smell that was there? Oh the guys never noticed...but newcomers always did... I think that smell has found it's way into my place. So I decided to do battle.

I started with the bathroom. Yup, silly me went right for the enemy home base. Oh, the warnings were going off in my head but I went in anyway. Armed only with a SOS pad and some squirt stuff I attacked!...driving deep into the enemy lines of scum and mildew. But, I soon found myself surrounded by evil nastiness and was thrown out the door! I sat in doorway giving some serious stink eye to the tub. "This isn't over!" I yelled. I think I heard laughter. At this point I was a little pissed I got in a cat like stance ready to pounce with all my scrubbing might....I leaped and turned on the shower water in one awesome move!... "I've got you now!" I screamed in mid leap. I figured with water as my ally no amount scum could hold me back... I was wrong. I found myself tumbling out of the doorway again... { The useless SOS pad struck me in the back of the head.... followed by more laughter. "Stupid SCUM!" I was so mad I did a kung fu flip up to my feet ready to dive back into the battle....only I was stopped dead in my tracks..... everything grew silent....the trickling of water was the only sound. Sitting between me and the tub was the enemy leader.. the toilet. It flushed at me in contempt. I lost my footing, as if some invisible force had pulled my feet out from under me. The toilet lid opened... a deep hollow sound filled my ears... "Don't even try it Dodger. Only death awaits you here..." it moaned. I could not win this battle, and a smart commander knows when to retreat. I closed the door in defeat.

LOL today I am going to the store to recruit new allies for my battle. Wish me luck.

rm_Psyched4SEX 55F
182 posts
7/31/2005 9:39 pm

Well, my friend, I would be happy to clean your house for you. I prefer to do housework in the you have a problem with that? Funny though, no one has ever asked me to put my clothes back on. Nudity is very practical and economical - look at all the money you can save on laundry supplies!

TheDodger8 46M

8/1/2005 10:00 am

Psyched! LOL no.. um.. no problem at all. As a matter of fact, I could even film it... um.... so that I might learn how to clean...yeah ..thats it...for knowledge and all.

TheDodger8 46M

8/1/2005 12:13 pm

Kate... hehe.. great idea! I may have to nuke that bathroom...

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