Yes YOU!! Do it!!  

TheCliticals 36F/F
994 posts
6/8/2006 10:04 pm

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6/12/2006 11:43 pm

Yes YOU!! Do it!!


Its all up to you guys today. We both have the rotten flu

We arent going to post.

We cant do all the work.

Its your turn goddammit. Yes, YOUR turn.

Whatever you want. Say it. Express yourself.

Do it. Anything.

Post a rave or rant as a comment here.

Go on.

Nike it.

Sandy



TheCliticals 36F/F

6/8/2006 10:07 pm

Consider this the ceremonial deflowering of once-virginal comment space. So, now that we no longer have to worry about preserving its virtual purity, please feel free to jump on in with raves and rants of your own.

Dee


QueenOfSwords 35F

6/8/2006 11:55 pm

Ok my rave is .......

I really think we should start school when we're about 25 and start to care. Before that we should be allowed an entire childhood of mucking about.

I mean, do you know when the Crimean War was? I'll tell you, it was 1853. I should have learned that at school but I didnt so shoot me.

Do you know Florence Nightingale had a tortoise on her ward in hospital? That she kept an owl called Athena? That she died in 1910 aged 90?

Ok I didnt know any of that, even though I was taught about her in school. I only know now because I looked her up on googgle so I could write something silly here


QueenOfSwords 35F

6/9/2006 12:06 am

Ok and my rant is ....

I'm tired of reading everyone's blogs and all the chit chat about sex, but never doing any


rm_sharksnsails 47M
738 posts
6/9/2006 12:53 am

And now master piece theatre presents.....
"Modern interpretation of classic phrases"

"Four score and seven years ago"
>>> (I scored four times a while back)

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself"
>>>> (I have never met a crackhead)

"May the best man win"
>>>> (unless I decide to cheat)

"The best things in life are free"
>>>> (but unavailable right now, and all the runners up are gonna cost ya)

"It's the thought that counts"
>>>>> (next time, think "better gift")

"Mission accomplished"
>>>>> (mission far from accomplished)

"I regret that I have but one life to give for my country"
>>>>> (I am a dumbass who made a lousy spy)

"Frosted lucky charms they're magically delicious"
>>>>> (Frosted lucky charms... they're freakin loaded with sugar)

"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil"
>>>> (but that death thing casting the shadow, well, it has me scared pretty shitless)

well thats all the stupid stuff I can think of fer now, hope yall feel better poon, uh, I mean "soon".....

aloha
sharks


IDsatisfaction 53M

6/9/2006 3:39 am

My rant...hmmmmm

I'm pissed because we can't talk about a lot of the things we blog about. I mean this is the only outlet, the only recorse, to let some of this out...agggg.


honeypot7473 44F

6/9/2006 5:55 am

my rave..
It's morning,my kids are watching cartoons, and I have my coffee. all is well.


PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
6/9/2006 10:14 am

I found out the hard way that if you leave two wire coat hangers in the closet overnight, there'll be FIFTY of them the next morning. Either that, or socks are their larval form, and one of them kills its nest-mate (like some birds do) before crawling away to the nearest closet to join its kind. Maybe that explains all the missing socks, Wordy?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


MaggiesWishes 61F

6/9/2006 2:14 pm

First ... I will give you my "hot toddy" recipie for your flu symptoms, now you must both cover up extremely well, as this sweats the flu out of your body thru the night.
This will make 2 cups, one for each of you.

2 cups water in med sauce pan
2 tea bags
1 lemon, squeezed
2 shots whiskey
2 tsb honey
Sugar to taste, I use 2 tsp.
and you have to put the sugar in there, it does something, don't ask ... but it works.

mix all ingredients in the sauce pan, set flame to med. remember to stir and once mixture begins to boil, take off heat. pour into 2 cups and sip until finished. GO to bed and sleep.

Other than that .... It's "Nekkie Friday" here in Sunny Orlando, or at least in my little corner of the world.

Get well, sweeties
warm huggies 2ya


leegs55 56M

6/9/2006 4:28 pm

i would luv to be in bed making u feel better!!!!

get well soon!!!


NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
6/9/2006 9:24 pm

I remember when my comments section was virginal. Ya know, virginity is ok, I'm just glad mine's gone.

Ooohhh, what to talk about?

Well, I used to do a thing in my blog called "Rant and Rage", but there isn't a whole lot of stuff to complain about that I haven't already, plus, I used to come off as a guy who was pissed at everything, so I stopped it.

Also, lots of people complain their blogs aren't on the popular list. I don't. I have never cared about being popular. I have been for a brief time, but I never conformed to the social structure, so I became an outcast again. So, I don't care if my blog is popular. I know for a fact my blog is a cult favourite, and I kinda like it like that.

I hope you two are feeling better soon.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


complexlysimple 35M

6/10/2006 5:43 am

OMG OMG OMG ... you letting us do what ever we want to your space??



At least it'll only be a cybermess, one click of the mouse and it's all cleaned up ...if only cleaning an apartment was that easy....

Take care of yourselves ladies ...and get better soon


londongames 37M

6/10/2006 8:44 am

I hate english Herta Hotdogs. They're full of water and preservatives. I wish I could own one of those massive sandwhich toasters my sandwhich shop has behind the counter.

Why do we use cotton buds if they damage our eare drums? It really gets to me.
My flatmate never twists the lever back to bath taps when he's finished with the shower, so everytime I stupidly lean in to turn on the taps i get hosed by the shower head and i'm usually not naked yet.

Why does Ericsson take off our lead striker 55 minutes into the game and leave old lanky legs to header the ball to....well, no one...

I hate it when I shave/trim my ball sack and nick myself and swear i'll never do it again and then 3 weeks later repeat myself.

I hate dock leaves. they're so pointless.

Why can't I be happy with what I have?

Why is it sometimes I sit at work and can't wait to leave, and then get home and have nothing to do! I much prefer the days were spontaneity takes over.

Why does my flatmate play ridiculously badly at squash one day, then the next trounce me 4 games to 2. Am I to have no stability in my life??

I hate fake laughs. I see a flacid open mouth I just want to stuff it with a sodden towel and walk away swiping my hands.

Why the heck am I spending time on a sex/swinger's site. I'm not even a swinger! I just love sex. But then again so does everyone....right??

I hate people who don't like sex. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

oof. i feel mu.......

...I hate it when i'm sparring and I get a knock to the kidney and go "oooof!!" like a girl and then have to get mad and use my left hook....actually i kinda like that

Well i feel much better. Thank you girls

much love
x


nottycara 37F

6/10/2006 6:55 pm

Hello!

I just found this blog for the first time and Ouch no good both of you are down with flu
My piece is, Seriously, if all girls look like you guys, it's difficult to be straight!!

Rant?? Well my BF just walked out of my life. Its ok, i'll just be sexist for the next couple of weeks till i feel better.

Rave?? Thank goodness there are still angels in my life to keep me on my feet.

Alright girls get plenty of water, sleep and SWEAT !!


Serenely_Yours 118

6/10/2006 8:05 pm

Get well!


٭ ˚ °◦○☻ Serenely Yours ☺○◦° ˚ ٭


rm_Shortdogg65 52M
672 posts
6/10/2006 9:12 pm

The flu? At this time of year? Oh, that's right, the weather in merry olde England kind of sucks. Shortdogg


rm_Kissmystuff 62F
1435 posts
6/11/2006 12:51 pm

Get well. That hot toddie recipe that MaggiesWishes gives..is a old traditional remedy..and really does work. Try it. If nothing else it will give a pleasant buzz and put you to sleep.

Kiss

Kiss


akron42   
2375 posts
6/11/2006 1:17 pm

I'd rather have a baby than have the flu. At least then you have something to show for your misery! My rant? Why do hotels make the plastic liner for the ice bucket 3 times smaller than the bucket itself? At least my other rant must have finally been heard...Lleggs pantyhose. They used to come in that stupid fucking egg that snagged the hose as soon as you opened it! Hope you feel better soon!


maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
6/11/2006 8:24 pm

Hi, just stopped in to say Hello. And hope you feel better. Both of you.

Rant: Searching thru the profiles and I come upon a very beautiful woman and get interested. To have my hopes dashed upon the rock when all she wants is another woman!!

Ok, londongames and girls - help a bloody american out. What do these mean?

cotton buds = q-tips?
striker = is that a forward?
Yes, I completely agree with the nicked nut sack analogy. Damn if it doesn't happen again and again.
dock leaves = ?
sodden towel = wet towel

Just asking.

Mav


ArtisticTwist75 42F
2505 posts
6/11/2006 9:03 pm

    Quoting rm_Kissmystuff:
    Get well. That hot toddie recipe that MaggiesWishes gives..is a old traditional remedy..and really does work. Try it. If nothing else it will give a pleasant buzz and put you to sleep.

    Kiss
I was going to give you this recipe too. Hope your feeling better soon.

Artistic


rm_Manu6273 44M
1 post
6/12/2006 6:30 am

Hi
Hope you are well.
Very nice picture and body.
Can you adore my body and have fun with me. I am quite sexual and have a naughty sense of humour.
I am a lovely and sexy guy living in London and I am European Director.
I am looking for someon for new challenges.You can imagine
Would you accept?
I guarantee you to have great memories with me.
Thanks a lot in advance for your answer.
Kiss.


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