More Agony  

TheCliticals 36F/F
994 posts
6/27/2006 2:17 am

Last Read:
7/21/2006 9:30 pm

More Agony


Everything has been so much quieter since we put the new fuckwit filter on our email inbox, so much so that we are running out of broken hearts to mend.

Agony Aunts Agony Aunts of AFF was our earlier attempt to bring aid and cumfort to the lost and lonley of Bloggsville and we promised to maintain a regular comfort column open to you poor deserate people out there.

Starting with a few of this week's email requests...

Musty Didget of London writes...


Dear Cliticals,

I have been devestated to discover that I have developed a very nasty hairy growth all over the palm of my right hand. It has only appeared since I joined AdultFriendFinder. What can I do?
Desperate Didgit


Dear Musty Didget,
Switch to your left hand and check that you havent got the tube hair restorer mixed up with your lube cream. If that doesnt work, stop wanking.
Sympathetic Sandy


And MzHunyhole of the USA appeals for advice on freeloading guests...

Dear Cliticals,
Ever since I posted some friendly words on my blog last week YA ALL CUM I been having big problems. It all started when I told how just last week,two bloggers came to see me.They drove up from Lexington and spent the day. Well lordy ever since I typed that story there folks have been turning up in droves. From New York and Boston and Chicago and Long Island and all them other Yankee places. They keep me so busy just meetin and greetin and feedin em all I dont have no time for myself. Im so darn tired I can't even remember where I shit last. What should I do?
Hysterica Huny


Dear MzHuny,
We feel your pain. Only last year I was trapped in an elevator for three hours with a busload of people from Maine over here on a proctologist's convention in Sloan.
Such a bunch of assholes, really, and those winey northern accents.
On reflection, I think you should just go ahead and post a gone fishing sign on your door and leave them all to it. Then come on over here and visit us in London. Maybe you can show Musty Digit how to throw a real party.

Symathetic Sandy


Well you have the idea by now.

Send your requests for advice as comments and we will do our best.

We will.

Really.

Sandy and Dee


TheCliticals 36F/F

6/27/2006 3:49 am

huh


TheCliticals 36F/F

6/27/2006 3:55 am

Sandy : He must have thought .....

Dee: Oh no !

Sandy: Its ok I can hear him luughing

Dee: Ummm are you sure


drnick20054 29M

6/27/2006 5:37 am

lol
<<<<needs more advice then anyone could give


marywannado 44F

6/27/2006 8:57 am

LMAO,, that was so funny...


HoopsPhymaUreal 42M
153 posts
6/27/2006 3:48 pm

Dear Cliticals,

Does size really matter?

Shorty


spacecadet561 61M

6/27/2006 5:50 pm

COLD comfort.

SpaceCadetรน


TheCliticals 36F/F

6/27/2006 11:35 pm

At last a question

Dear sweetniceguy,

Yes size DOES matter. Have you ever tried to fit 10 people into a Volkswagen?
Sandy


TheCliticals 36F/F

6/27/2006 11:42 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    Dusty just ain't getting it..I think its hilarious..very funny girls..it's all in fun..blog on..lol.
Its ok MsHuny . We plan on giving him a champagne enema on Saturday to clear his blockage.
Sandy


rm_foryoureyes3 54M

6/28/2006 4:48 pm

Okay if question are what you are after, then questions it is...

As two sweet girls on here.. what do you suggest as profile pictures, and profiles to get more invites?...Most of my network is my invites not there's?....Thanks


complexlysimple 35M

6/28/2006 6:44 pm

huh? 'winey northern accents'? ..you must be talking about the northern coastal regions right? ...right?

Besides what's with 'winey' anyway? did they have too much to drink? ....or not enough?

Silly Brits, yall just need to learn english


norprin5 56M

6/28/2006 6:53 pm

Dear Cliticals,

i have an uncontrollable lesbian obsession.

um...i don't really want to do anything about it...i'm just sayin'...

King Nor XVIII


TheCliticals 36F/F

6/29/2006 12:22 am

    Quoting norprin5:
    Dear Cliticals,

    i have an uncontrollable lesbian obsession.

    um...i don't really want to do anything about it...i'm just sayin'...
Dear Norprin5,
We are unsure how obsessed you are. Lesbian obsessions are perfectly normal among most men. Have you started on the Kegels Tongue Stretching Exercises yet?

Dee


QueenOfSwords 35F

7/4/2006 10:26 pm

Dear Agony Aunts,

Ok please answer this. I have been posting to my blog for ages but only afew people read me. How do I get to have a successful blog like yours with heaps of comments?


funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
7/21/2006 6:20 am

    Quoting QueenOfSwords:
    Dear Agony Aunts,

    Ok please answer this. I have been posting to my blog for ages but only afew people read me. How do I get to have a successful blog like yours with heaps of comments?
Ill answer QofSwords for you;
Turn around hon, turn around, seen ya before, Ill come every day just for a hug
Mind you, I do like this shot just as much.


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