more light bulbs  

TheCelt35 53M
334 posts
8/4/2006 1:02 pm

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8/16/2006 11:56 am

more light bulbs


How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a heck of a lot of light bulbs.

How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
What, me move?

How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
2

How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two
engineers to check the work.

How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They LIKE the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
The light's fine as it is.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?


bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
8/4/2006 10:46 pm

lol...cute..lol

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TheCelt35 53M
489 posts
8/5/2006 1:21 am

lol...which are you? and does it fit?


TheCelt35 53M
489 posts
8/5/2006 2:47 pm

    Quoting blonde367:
    Saggitarius here, sounds about right
you a fiery sagittarius...well i guess you always tell the truth then!...even when they dont wanna know it"!

so ya like teh dark?


buxomlady69 53F

8/6/2006 2:01 am

sits and wonders, am I really that confused....

Carpe Diem..an unexamined life is not worth living


TheCelt35 53M
489 posts
8/6/2006 11:42 am

    Quoting buxomlady69:
    sits and wonders, am I really that confused....
must be a libran?


buxomlady69 53F

8/6/2006 2:19 pm

smiles...must be... maybe...who knows...often wonder am I balanced or un-balanced...lol...

Carpe Diem..an unexamined life is not worth living


TheCelt35 53M
489 posts
8/6/2006 3:29 pm

    Quoting buxomlady69:
    smiles...must be... maybe...who knows...often wonder am I balanced or un-balanced...lol...
gets any replies about top heavy out of his mind...ahem..librans have great refinement and grace


buxomlady69 53F

8/6/2006 11:30 pm

grins...why thank you kindly Celt.

Carpe Diem..an unexamined life is not worth living


kaolinite24 36F  
335 posts
8/16/2006 10:28 am

LOL...that's pretty good.

"It's about a girl who lost her reputation...and never missed it." Mae West


TheCelt35 53M
489 posts
8/16/2006 11:56 am

hey good to see a fellow astrologer here...hope you ejoyed it!


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