Gotta love old men =P  

TehTigerLily 32F
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7/14/2005 5:25 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Gotta love old men =P

I was just remembering the other day that I havent gone to the Adult Super Store lately. That place has lots and lots and lots or porn, and sum of the most interesting toys ever.. hehe.

Anyways, usually when I go in there Im always with a friend because we think about it spur of the moment, (and its always the friend that likes to chase me around the store with the biggest, fattest dildo she can find, tellin me shes gonna shove it in my ass) *sigh*, anways..Whenever I go in there, there's always, 10 or so old men, who are alone, tryin to act like there not even there, but you cant help but look at what their buying. So one day when I went in there, my friend was on the other side of the store, and I was in the "tasteful" gay section, when I noticed this older man lookin at the gay porn. Well seein as Im a major cunt sumtimes, ( I admit it) I leaned across him so my breasts brushed his arm, and grabbed the first porno that came within eye shot.I cant even remember the title cos it was nasty, and it made me cringe, but anyways, I grab it and in my most annoying loud voice, I yell half way across the store, "hey baby, I found the porno you wanted, can we go home and fuck now?"

Every single guys head in the building popped up and starting lookin at us with hungry eyes, and I couldnt control myself anymore, I started busting up laughin. Then my friend grabs the "monster dildo" and says, "yeah I got the dildo (as shes waving it in the air) and the lube lets head home. The man that I brushes up aganist, I found out was gay, and said to me "you know if you didnt have such big tits, Id ask If I could go home with you, might like to c how that would feel in my ass.."

Freekin wierdos that live in Vegas.. lmfao Sorry guess you had to be there, it was fuckin funny though.. =P

*kisses and blowjobs*

mnfun952 103M

7/17/2005 9:46 am

that's the kind of scene that would make for a great adult 'reality series' - that's just way too funny....

The next time I'm in Vegas... my wife and I want to go to the Adult Super Store with you... that would be way too freakin' funny.

I love that you don't take things too seriously - it's the only way to live.


TehTigerLily 32F

7/17/2005 1:14 pm

Youll have to hit me up when ur in town, would love to go with you! Its always a barrle of laughs, specially in the *BDSM* room

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