Tarzan history  

Tarzan9111 59M
2 posts
10/6/2005 6:02 pm

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Tarzan history

As you can probably guess .both of my parents were eaten by lions in Tanzania. I was then raised in the jungle by wild wildebeests until age 28. We had no television and the same lions that ate my parents also ate all of our books. I immigrated to S. Florida by smuggling into a shipment of cashew nuts (Tanzania’s principal export).

keithcancook 61M
17956 posts
10/7/2005 7:08 pm

Careful. Now you have to worry about being eaten by alligators.

How does that old saying go? Out of the lions den, into the alligator? No, that's not it. Oh well, good luck.


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