the normally nice call center girl turns into a gangsta!!!  

TammyDHU 46F  
972 posts
8/8/2006 10:23 pm

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8/9/2006 5:37 am

the normally nice call center girl turns into a gangsta!!!

Tomorrow I am going to get busy feeling like I can suddenly break all the rules.

When they hang up on me I'm gonna immediately call them back and ask "Sir, (or Ma'am) did we get cut off???"

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

If they hang up on me again, I'm gonna put them on callback again and let the next person deal with their angry asses.

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

If I get a total idiot that is incapable of answering the first question of the interview after three tries, instead of being nice I am going to ask them, "Sir (or Ma'am) DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH???"

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

If they tell me it isn't a good time to talk now because they are driving, I won't offer to call them back later. Instead, I will ask: "Then why did you answer your phone???"

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

If they want to tell me their life history I'm not gonna sit through it and try to steer them back through the questionnaire. Instead, I will inform them quite clearly I have questions to ask and are they capable of giving me straight answers or not???

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

If they tell me they don't have time to answer my questions I won't ask politely if I may call them back at a better time, instead, I will firmly inform them I will call them back in fifteen minute intervals until they DO have time.

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

When I get the possessive husband or wife that won't let me speak to my target, I will not decline the call. Instead I will inform them that the spouse in question needs to inform me themselves of their wish not to be called or we will keep calling back. Then I will put them on callback.

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

When they ask me if I am a recording I will not be polite and say "No sir (or Ma'am), I am not"...Instead, I will ask, "How many recordings will tell you my name, ask how you are, and inform you as to why I am calling you???"

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

When they ask why I am asking these questions, I will not patiently explain that I am required to ask them the questions. Instead, I will ask "If you don't want to answer my questions, then why did you initially agree to my interview in the first place???"

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

If I get someone who asks me: how can I prove to them that I am actually calling from said company, I am not going to politely explain I am working with an independant customer courtesy company on the original company's behalf. Instead I am going to ask them: "How can you prove to me you are really the doctor/lawyer/IT technician on record???"

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

If they ask me why I don't already have their information on file I will not explain to them that I am dealing with old unclean files from the past from the original company. Instead, I will ask: "Why did you not update us in the first place so I wouldn't be calling you right now???"

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA!!!

SOOOOOO....

LOOK OUT AMERICA!!!

If you get a phone call from a very sassy telemarketer tomorrow, it's mostly likely...ME!!!!!!

After all, what are they gonna do??? FIRE ME???

....evil laughs ensue...


rm_Gentle12553 68M
1378 posts
8/9/2006 4:11 am

Hey I did the interview....

When does the new truck come?


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