Unconfirmed Report - Missouri Blogger Girls Gone Wild!  

TTigerAtty 63M
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4/6/2006 7:50 am

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Unconfirmed Report - Missouri Blogger Girls Gone Wild!

This is an as of yet unconfirmed report, mind you. I have been rushing to get the full story and report as accurately as possible! I have not been able to confirm and cross-check this story with multiple sources. But, I thought I'd run with it and perhaps beat the other blog tabloids to press! The following article appeared this morning in The Joplin Globe, the daily newspaper in Joplin, MO.

MISSOURI BLOGGER GIRLS GONE WILD!
by Chadwick Watters, Globe Staff Writer


Joplin, MO - Two wild, middle-aged sex site bloggers caused disruption Wednesday evening at several local bars when they showed up wearing short skirts and bikini tops much to the delight of regular patrons. The names and addresses of the two women are being withheld by local authorities pending formal charges. Witnesses at the 'Murphy's Irish Pub' told us their names were Jacqueline Bisset and Kathleen Turner. It is believed that the first names accurately reflect each lady's correct identity but that they may have chosen to use assumed last names.

The women were reported to be drinking tequila in ample quantities. Kathleen, a blonde, was overheard to talk about a friend, Kurt, from Ozark, MO. Kathleen is believed to be from Piedmont, MO. The other lady, Jacqueline, a brunette, is believed to be a real estate agent from the Joplin area.

The disturbance at 'Murphy's Irish Pub' reached riotous proportions when the ladies mounted the bar and began dancing in a very suggestive way with encouragement from a crowd of admiring bar patrons. By the time the Joplin Police Department were able to get officers on the scene, the two ladies had already disrobed completely. This reporter, for one, regrets that he had not been on the scene to make a more complete report. Bar patrons we've been able to contact this morning have commented that it was the best show they had ever seen in Joplin!

A follow-up article will be run either tomorrow or Saturday as we learn more factual details.


Friends, I believe there is a 99% possibility that the women in Joplin are none other than famed AdultFriendFinder bloggers MOfunNOWWOW and katsback. Everything that we have been able to learn at this point certainly points in their direction. We can only await comments from each of the ladies to get their side of this Joplin Globe report.

To be continued as more information becomes available .....



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rm_phoenix_law 62M

4/6/2006 6:18 pm

And they seem like such quiet, reserved young ladies!!!! I am shocked and amazed!!!


frogger1995 40F

4/6/2006 6:32 pm

The midwest farmer's daughters really make you feel alright...


TTigerAtty 63M

4/6/2006 6:54 pm

Phoenix - Yes, I understand your amazement quite completely! They managed to pull the wool over my eyes too! You know, you just can't tell about people any longer! Look at all the crimes that Sorceror07 and travelingintexas perpetrated during their recent inter-state flight from prosecution! We may need to team up on another legal defense case involving these two 'Girls Gone Wild'!


rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
4/6/2006 7:21 pm

I heard they were doing tequila belly shots on the bar....



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m1903a3 60M

4/6/2006 8:13 pm

Actually, they were on the pool table.


TTigerAtty 63M

4/6/2006 9:15 pm

[blog magnet4u22] - Don't tell me you joined in with these two Wild Girls? I'm so damn naive I don't even know what a tequila belly shot is, but they sound fun!

m1903a3 - There was a report from one of the Joplin Globe staff writers that you also were in attendance cheering them on! Have you noticed that they are both remaining suspiciously quite about all of this?


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

4/7/2006 12:21 am

No comment I am much too tired...my publicist suggests a little rest before the press release. I want to thank all my friends and fans for their support through this trying time. I may not be innocent but I AM MOFUN!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
4/7/2006 12:44 am

Hey there...I'm from the Show Me state too!...I just saw us on the slots together and thought we made a nice couple...iffffffff ya know what I mean? So whatcha think?..(whoop whoop Go Cards!!)*giggles*
Don't let my good looks scare ya away now!!



Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


TTigerAtty 63M

4/7/2006 5:42 am

Well, there you have it folks! After almost 48 hours of total silence, one of our Missouri bloggers, MOfunNOWWOW, has finally surfaced to provide a rather terse and ambiguous comment in response to the reports we are receiving out of Joplin, MO. Hmmmm? Isn't 48 hours the standard holding time for an indecent exposure arrest? "Indecent"? This writer would certainly not be offended by such exposure. Erotic, stimulating, titillating, arousing, yes, but by no means "indecent"! And now, this writer is left to wonder about the whereabouts of katsback, the other wild Missouri blogger? Will she offer a comment in her defense or will she continue to remain underground?


TTigerAtty 63M

4/7/2006 5:47 am

sweetSinn2690 - Welcome to TAIL TWISTING TALES, a comfortable and soothing refuge from the harsh world of reality. GO CARDS! A clean sweep over the Phillies! Can't wait for the Cubbies this weekend! My dear, beware of all the people appearing on the slot machine thingy! We all have a screw loose!


rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
4/7/2006 11:57 am

Awww cum on....belly shots are where you lick the lime and the salt ...the tequila is poured into the belly and licked off....those are some wild girls



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m1903a3 60M

4/7/2006 12:32 pm

Yea, I was there. But the reporters were to busy interviewing Ron Jeremy, the famous porn star, to take much notice in me. He seems to pop up wherever the best looking women are.


TTigerAtty 63M

4/7/2006 1:04 pm

DanielGR - I'm not a bit surprised! Nothing this morning in The Joplin Globe though! I have a feeling that MOfunNOWWOW has influenced the owner of the newspaper to supress all non-flattering stories that might otherwise be reported about her and katsback! You know she advertises her real estate services quite heavily with that paper, so she wields considerable economic leverage! Can you run with a report from CNN on your blog? I don't claim to have an exclusive here!


TTigerAtty 63M

4/7/2006 1:07 pm

    Quoting frogger1995:
    The midwest farmer's daughters really make you feel alright...
Frogger - I have a feelin' you would fit in quite well with this wild pair of girls! Good to see you up here in Missouri! Oooooooh! And there's so much to see!


TTigerAtty 63M

4/7/2006 1:13 pm

    Quoting rm_magnet4u22:
    Awww cum on....belly shots are where you lick the lime and the salt ...the tequila is poured into the belly and licked off....those are some wild girls
Really, Mag, I'm a just a simple, naive Missouri boy who grew up drinkin' Budweiser at beer busts on non-paved farm roads! Those belly shots sure do sound good though! You know, we never even thought to do that with our Budweiser back then! Damn! I sure have lived a sheltered life! Would you teach me how to do those belly shots some time?


TTigerAtty 63M

4/7/2006 1:20 pm

Damn, m1903a3! This story is turnin' kinda kinky now! A porn star was over there with ya' all in Joplin? Perhaps that's the reason I saw nothing about MOfun and Kat in The Joplin Globe today? Ya' don't suppose that MOfun and Kat "hooked-up" with that Ron Jeremy fellar, do ya'?


m1903a3 60M

4/7/2006 6:57 pm

He was doing a play by play with CNN. "Thank you, Larry, and yes, MOfun is performing like a true professional today. Notice, as she takes second base, how her hand moves with assurance from Kat's shoulder to her breast. Kat never knew what hit her."


TTigerAtty 63M

4/8/2006 6:31 am

m1903a3 and [blog mizzkitka] - Thanks for your interest in this developing story! I've had my investigators working on this story since it first hit the press in Joplin, MO on 4/6/06. My suspicions have been confirmed. There has been an attempt to surpress further reporting of details by The Joplin Globe. That is why I sent my investigator over there yesterday. He has now returned with photographic evidence of some surprising behavior by our Missouri girls, and I feel it my duty to Blogville to report as much of the story as I can within the limitations of our defamation laws. Please refer to post dated 4/8/06, "Can There Now Be Any Doubt?"


TTigerAtty 63M

4/10/2006 6:39 pm

    Quoting katsback:
    OK, QUITE WRONG ALL OF YOU,,,I ACTUALLY ATTACKED MO!!!!!AND SHE LOVED IT!!!HER NECK ASK HER ABOUT HER NECK.....HEHEHEHE....PROOF IS ON HER NECK,,,,,,BUT WHILE THE STRIP TEASE WAS GOING ON THE COPS DID COME IN AND WELL THEY SAID LADIES LETS TAKE IT OUT TO THE SQUAD CAR, WHICH WE DID, I CARRIED MY MARGARITA WITH ME,,,,,,AND OH THE COPS, GOOD LOOKING STUDS THEY WERE,,,AND HAD A HARD TIME US GIRLS NOT LETTING THEM HAVE THEIR WAY WITH US, BUT THEN THE FBI SHOWED UP AND THE COPS LET US GO AND TOOK OFF,,,,WE DRANK A FEW DRINKS WITH THE FBI GUYS WHO LATER WENT IN SEARCH OF THAT ONE PATROL CAR OF COPS TRYING TO GET US TO [ERFORM FOR THEM!!!,,,,,TRUE AS EVER...
Only an experienced movie producer like you, Kat, could "spin a yarn" like that one!


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