The Worst Day of My Life  

TTigerAtty 63M
3769 posts
2/22/2006 6:08 pm

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The Worst Day of My Life

From another "forwarded email" courtesy of a friend who wishes to remain anonymous. This story has passed between 213 individuals (as best I can determine) and was to the best of my knowledge and belief originated or plagiarized by W. C. Fields.

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs the little guy’s drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the damn poison."

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Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
2/22/2006 8:40 pm

LMAO!!! That is too funny!!!



Whisper...


TTigerAtty 63M

2/23/2006 8:53 am

Whispersoftly5 - Thanks for dropping by! Glad you enjoyed!


rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
2/23/2006 11:48 am

Too Funny



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TTigerAtty 63M

2/23/2006 12:24 pm

Good to see you [blog magnet4u22] and glad you got a chuckle out of this one!


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

2/23/2006 2:31 pm

Sheesh he even hangs out with unlucky people!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

2/23/2006 2:34 pm

lol, Sheesh he even hangs out with unlucky people!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


TTigerAtty 63M

2/23/2006 3:14 pm

If "the poor little guy" didn't have bad luck, he wouldn't have any luck at all! Thanks for stopping by MOsmoochyfunNOWWOW!


luverslookin4fun 60M/47F

2/23/2006 6:45 pm

lol


TTigerAtty 63M

2/24/2006 6:44 am

luverslookin4fun - Welcome to TAIL TWISTING TALES


TTigerAtty 63M

2/24/2006 6:45 am

luverslookin4fun - Welcome to TAIL TWISTING TALES!


LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
2/24/2006 8:35 pm

LOL and to think I used to do the same thing to my friends at the bar when they would leave the table.

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?


TTigerAtty 63M

2/25/2006 6:20 am

LadytoPleaseYou - You would drink their drinks? There is a story behind this! A good blog topic?


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