SEX Is Like Math  

TTigerAtty 63M
3769 posts
3/15/2006 4:44 pm

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3/18/2006 8:06 am

SEX Is Like Math

Inspired by [blog 1hotwahine] and her posting
The Simple Math of Casual Sex.

SEX is like math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!


non illigitimae carborundum


3/15/2006 8:32 pm

Reminds me of a short story I heard involving sex, religion, and mystery...

OH GOD, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it?

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
3/15/2006 8:51 pm



tillerbabe 57F

3/16/2006 1:14 am are irreverant and hilarious!!!!

TTigerAtty 63M

3/16/2006 4:37 am

Hi Ladies! Thanks for dropping by! No time to leave long individual responses! Need to get ready for the first round NCAA basketball games which tip just after noon EST. I'm sure you will forgive me! See you in the hot tub!

MOfunNOWWOW - Like your joke! I hope I can remember it, but I am getting senile! I know! I'll write it on the back of my Medicare card!

tillerbabe - That's like the kettle calling the pot black! Get your picks in!

Whispersoftly5 - Get your picks in!

BigGirlzRSweet - Get your picks in! I'll teach you math in the hot tub!

lioness860 - Get your picks in! See you in the hot tub!

PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
3/16/2006 3:25 pm

I suck at math...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

TTigerAtty 63M

3/16/2006 3:35 pm

PrincessKarma - Sucking is a good thing!

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/17/2006 9:47 am

Just clarify that this was YOUR math and not mine, lol.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

TTigerAtty 63M

3/17/2006 11:41 am

To all who may yet visit this post, [blog 1hotwahine] has asked me to clarify that her math differs from mine. Her math is as follows:

F: Need to get laid

L: Need to be loved

C: Good Casual Sex

F > L = C

My understanding is that her formula has been empirically dervived.

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