Phoenix_Law - Need Your Help!  

TTigerAtty 63M
3769 posts
5/4/2006 8:40 am

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5/5/2006 3:54 pm

Phoenix_Law - Need Your Help!

This is a call for help going out to my
"mouthpiece" buddy, phoenix_law! An open letter, if you will!

Dear Phoenix,

My reputation has been sullied and maligned by katsback, aka Kathleen Spielberg, in her current movie, JOURNEYS 5.

In her movie, scene JOURNEYS 5,,,,,,,,,,,,,,OUT FOR REVENGE,,, she has portrayed me as having been impregnated by a space alien. Now, WTF? How can I be getting pregnant?

I have a reputation to protect as a male actor in the movie industry. The way I have now been portrayed by Ms. Spielberg, my fans will wonder if I am actually a woman or whether I am transgendered or whatever!

This is highly troubling to me. I anticipate the loss of lucrative leading man roles in the future, and I am suffering emotional turmoil and distress as the result of her actions. I have been rendered impotent by Ms. Spielberg's misleading and negligent portrayal of me in her movie. It is as though I have been castrated! I now know what Rock Hudson must have felt like when the news regarding his sexuality first hit the tabloids!

I am therefore contemplating a civil suit for libel. I seek redress from the false, misleading and negligent portrayal of me in this movie, perhaps in the form of a court injunction restraining her from distributing this movie any further. I also seek recovery of my expected substancial financial losses.

Please contact me as soon as possible!

Sincerely,

TTigerAtty
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micahbiguns 52M

5/4/2006 10:48 am

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT

TTigerAtty Impreginated by aliens


TTigerAtty 63M

5/4/2006 11:42 am

ATTENTION ALL JUST-MINDED BLOGGERS!

I am obviously being libeled right her in my own blog! My impeccable reputation is being systematically sullied and maligned! Please DO NOT READ OR BELIEVE anything which katsback and micahbiguns have conspired to report about me! My "mouthpiece", phoenix_law, will be handling the suit which I will bring in an attempt to protect my good name and reputation.

This cannot be allowed to stand!


rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
5/4/2006 11:57 am

Well, then, I guess it's off between us now.....



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PrincessKarma 45F
6188 posts
5/4/2006 12:01 pm

Well, that might explain a few things I've seen flitting around the blogs lately.....

*surreptitiously shores up the claim of impregnation by aliens using 2x4s carved into penis shapes*

Poor TTA... I hope the morning sickness isn't too bad

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


micahbiguns 52M

5/4/2006 1:37 pm

    Quoting TTigerAtty:
    ATTENTION ALL JUST-MINDED BLOGGERS!

    I am obviously being libeled right her in my own blog! My impeccable reputation is being systematically sullied and maligned! Please DO NOT READ OR BELIEVE anything which katsback and micahbiguns have conspired to report about me! My "mouthpiece", phoenix_law, will be handling the suit which I will bring in an attempt to protect my good name and reputation.

    This cannot be allowed to stand!
Sure yeah right Sure That is exactly waht an Alien Impreginated person would claim. No need to be ashamed of being pregnant bysome freaky space alien! What we really want is your excuse err uhh sorry explaination for your "sudden mysterious "business" trip to Switzerland" Hmmmm?? :shocked:


TTigerAtty 63M

5/4/2006 2:13 pm

    Quoting rm_magnet4u22:
    Well, then, I guess it's off between us now.....
I'm not showing nor have I had morning sickness! This is just a malicious rumor! Don't leave me, Mag! It's just a big hoax!


TTigerAtty 63M

5/4/2006 2:16 pm

    Quoting PrincessKarma:
    Well, that might explain a few things I've seen flitting around the blogs lately.....

    *surreptitiously shores up the claim of impregnation by aliens using 2x4s carved into penis shapes*

    Poor TTA... I hope the morning sickness isn't too bad
I cannot comment any further. phoenix_law will be handling this matter!


TTigerAtty 63M

5/4/2006 2:18 pm

    Quoting DanielGR:
    I'm afraid it's official. I heard that it's all over NASA's website.

    Sorry Dick I'm afraid you are pregnant. I have to believe NASA. I think the CIA will be paying you a visit as well. It's a matter of our national and Earth's security.

    I'm afraid you are the next X-file.

No comment.

PHOENIX!


TTigerAtty 63M

5/4/2006 2:21 pm

    Quoting SensuallyKatey:
    ohhhhhhh my Holy Jeans and Purple Flippie Floppies....
    I should have never left to travel round uranus.
    Leaving all poooooor TTigerAtty
    to fend off those aliens...
    now wondering which alien it might have been...
    ummmmmm
    please git right over to the lab on Neptune
    so the fetus can be checked for
    mutant ninja turtleitis...
    which oft happens in this type of pregnancy!!

    lmtlao
Get me out of here, Katey! Don't leave me to suffer these slings and arrows of outrageous fortune! They're all piling on now! Taking me to Iowa with you where I can make "crop circles"!


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

5/4/2006 3:18 pm

I was always playing lady in distress too when I was pregnant!

THERE THERE SUGAR!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

5/4/2006 3:20 pm

PS HOW DID YA LIKE THOSE ANAL PROBES ROFLMA


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


TTigerAtty 63M

5/4/2006 4:10 pm

This situation has gotten completely out of control and in an effort to restore some modicum of decorum here on my blog, I will read a statement carefully crafted by my attorney, phoenix_law.

Fellow bloggers,

I have apparently been duped into having sex with some male space aliens (50 of them to be exact) in the so-called "Breeding Room" of our space ship. I recall being made to drink some potion by the movie producer, Kathleen Spielberg. To all my fans out there, allow me to assure that I was given this potion under false pretenses. Ms. Spielberg claimed it was my favorite Tanquerary 'n Tonic drink, which I do believe it was .... initially that is! After three or four of these drinks, she evidently slipped me the potion which was concocted to look very similar to a Tanqueray 'n Tonic. Well, my taste buds had evidently been dulled by that time, so I didn't realize I was drinking a date drug. A very strong date drug at that!

This potion apparently had the effect upon me of causing my mind and sensory receptors to believe that I was getting 50 blowjobs while I was, in fact, actually be pounded in the ass from behind! I know this is very disgusting for you to have to read, but I want to clear up false perceptions that I am some sort of bi-sexual, transgendered, mutant Ninja turtle, or in some other, various and sundry ways highly perverted sexually.

I have built a nice following of sexy females here at TAIL TWISTING TALES, and so I fear that this intentional effort to smear my good name and sully my reputation as a straight, vanilla heterosexual male will result in the loss of my following.

My esteemed attorney, phoenix_law, and I will seek to prove my complete innocence and demonstrate that this hoax has been perpetrated by either (a) horny heterosexual males who have conspired together in an attempt to steal my female following away from me and/or (b) certain females who would, for their own intents and purposes, seek to run off other females so as to preserve my services for their own selfish uses.

The above statements are true to my best belief and understanding.

Respectfully,


TTigerAtty


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

5/4/2006 6:09 pm

Tiger I am so sorry after rereading your initial post I couldnt help but "see" the man in the closet you were trying to let out. You refered to yourself feeling the pain of MR Roack Hudson. Of course! I get it now all of these fears and tears. Honey don't be ashamed...let it out.Don't be afraid to be whoever youare. This is a new age. You can play hetero roles. You had me fooled. Oh sugar, I love just the way you are. *WEG* MUAHHAHAHAHA


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


m1903a3 60M

5/4/2006 6:22 pm

Bit of a dilemma, Tige. Look on the bright side. A lot of the girls here also love to eat pussy, so ya' got it made, either way.


rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
5/4/2006 7:12 pm

50 blowjobs??? Sheesh....I'm good, but not that good



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TTigerAtty 63M

5/4/2006 7:45 pm

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    Tiger I am so sorry after rereading your initial post I couldnt help but "see" the man in the closet you were trying to let out. You refered to yourself feeling the pain of MR Roack Hudson. Of course! I get it now all of these fears and tears. Honey don't be ashamed...let it out.Don't be afraid to be whoever youare. This is a new age. You can play hetero roles. You had me fooled. Oh sugar, I love just the way you are. *WEG* MUAHHAHAHAHA
Paybacks are hell, MO! You're laughin' your ass off with Kat! I still can't understand how I got pregnant! I must have been drugged and then captured by the aliens. At that point, they much have done the sex change operation.


TTigerAtty 63M

5/4/2006 7:50 pm

    Quoting m1903a3:
    Bit of a dilemma, Tige. Look on the bright side. A lot of the girls here also love to eat pussy, so ya' got it made, either way.
Good point, M! I have been so distraught, I haven't even unrobed yet to see what kind of "equipment" I now have! Who knows? Maybe I have every option available. If so, I have whatever anybody might want! Put me in a circus! I'm a freak!


TTigerAtty 63M

5/4/2006 7:53 pm

    Quoting rm_magnet4u22:
    50 blowjobs??? Sheesh....I'm good, but not that good
Mag ... They put 50 aliens in there with me! I presume they all took a whack at me, but who knows? It was so damned dark in that "Breeding Room". Er uh ... so, if you don't mind me askin', how good are you?


rm_phoenix_law 62M

5/5/2006 3:45 am

First, there is absolutely no proof the my client, TTigerAtty, is pregnant!! We adamantly deny that he is, or may be, pregnant.

Secondly, we will seek a restraining order to prevent the spread of further vicious lies by these rumor-mongers, katsback and micahbiguns!!

Thirdly, my client will seek damages from these perpetrators-of lies. These damages will total millions, and also will include personal items from the afore-mentioned katsback and micahbiguns. These items will include, but not be limited to, a black brassiere belonging to Ms. katsback, and a pair of tighty-whiteys belonging to Mr. micahbiguns.

Fourthly, a Congressional investigation has been commenced to ascertain any possible violations of the Patriot Act. Hot air will surely follow!!!

Further announcements and BS to follow.


TTigerAtty 63M

5/5/2006 6:56 am

    Quoting rm_phoenix_law:
    First, there is absolutely no proof the my client, TTigerAtty, is pregnant!! We adamantly deny that he is, or may be, pregnant.

    Secondly, we will seek a restraining order to prevent the spread of further vicious lies by these rumor-mongers, katsback and micahbiguns!!

    Thirdly, my client will seek damages from these perpetrators-of lies. These damages will total millions, and also will include personal items from the afore-mentioned katsback and micahbiguns. These items will include, but not be limited to, a black brassiere belonging to Ms. katsback, and a pair of tighty-whiteys belonging to Mr. micahbiguns.

    Fourthly, a Congressional investigation has been commenced to ascertain any possible violations of the Patriot Act. Hot air will surely follow!!!

    Further announcements and BS to follow.


I am certainly relieved to have representation! I thought perhaps you had been abducted by these aliens and sensationalists too! You have my full confidence! Sue the bastards! Spare no expense! Call in expert witnesses, conduct expensive lab tests, etc.! My reputation is at stake here!


TTigerAtty 63M

5/5/2006 6:58 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I reckon ya all seen the movie.."ENEMY MINE"..it is possible...lol...love that movie.
Help me out MzHuny! And if you can't help me, at least make me a nice mint julep and take me to the Kentucky Derby before I give birth!


TTigerAtty 63M

5/5/2006 7:01 am

    Quoting katsback:
    LMAO,,,OH IM ENJOYING THIS SHIT!!
I know you are, Kat, in your own twisted way! My attorney has finally arrived on the scene! You won't be enjoying this so much once we get you in court! We're suing for your coffee pot and your black brassiere and black panties!


TTigerAtty 63M

5/5/2006 8:53 am

    Quoting SensuallyKatey:
    ****swoops in on me lilshitjet****
    grabs TTigerAtty
    I do believe YOU need a vacation...
    ohhhhhhh
    and we will NOT be goin to Iowa...
    shall we try this private island I know of~~~
    leave phoenix_law
    to do the dirty work!!
    wooooo
    hoooooooooo
Let's go, Katey! Phoenix can handle it! Private island? Sounds perfect! I need a vacation! I've been gang- by 50 outer space aliens! And now my friends are making fun of my pregnancy! Let's get outta here!


rm_phoenix_law 62M

5/5/2006 11:14 am

I will certainly have to "interview" Nakey Katey for several hours after you come back, just to see what information you may have divulged when under the throes of ecstasy!!

I of course will have to bill you for all time I spend "interviewing" Katey!!


rm_phoenix_law 62M

5/5/2006 11:19 am

I also have requested a court order forbidding Kat from burning her black bra!!!


TTigerAtty 63M

5/5/2006 1:54 pm

    Quoting rm_phoenix_law:
    I also have requested a court order forbidding Kat from burning her black bra!!!


Good work, Phoenix! Please interview all of the people who have been "spinning" this story to my detriment! If Kat burn's her black bra, go after her black panties ... er uh if she wears panties!


TTigerAtty 63M

5/5/2006 2:52 pm

    Quoting katsback:
    WELL MR BIG SHOT LAWYER, CUTE AS YOU MAYBE,,TRY TO TAKE MY BRA FROM ME!!!!!!
Be careful, Phoenix! She's little, but she's mighty! And if she offers you sex with 50 aliens, don't take the bait!


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