Jacqueline  

TTigerAtty 63M
3769 posts
4/21/2006 10:00 am

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4/23/2006 12:27 pm

Jacqueline

This post is intended in good humor and was inspired by my blogger friend in Joplin, MO. Seems she and our mutual blogger friend, Kathleen, went to a bachelorette party last night and were privileged to receive lap dances! They have both been laughing all morning! Here then are song lyrics dedicated to "Jacqueline". Sing along with me to the tune of "Clementine". I hope you like it (and I hope my payback will not be too severe)!

In a tavern, there in Joplin,
Tasting, drinking merlot wine,
Sat a sweet lady from Piedmont,
And her best friend, Jacqueline.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Jacqueline!
Thou art lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Jacqueline.

Lively she was, sweet and fun loving,
And her tennies were number nine,
Levi blue jeans, faded sweatshirts,
Nikes were for Jacqueline.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Jacqueline!
Thou art lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Jacqueline

Watched she one night a male stripper
'Twas an April evening at nine,
Gotta sexy, steamy lap dance,
Bit his ass, no 'twasn't mine.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Jacqueline!
Thou art lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Jacqueline.

Ruby lips upon his buttocks,
Kissing, licking, soft and fine,
But, alas, he'd a bigger cock,
So I lost my Jacqueline.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Jacqueline!
Thou art lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Jacqueline.

How I missed her! How I missed her,
How I missed my Jacqueline,
Then I kissed her buxom neighbor,
And forgot my Jacqueline.

Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Jacqueline!
Thou art lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Jacqueline.


Copyright © April, 2006 by TTigerAtty


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rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
4/21/2006 6:59 pm

She'll be back darlin'...
It's just a little vacation with those boys..trust me

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


frogger1995 40F

4/21/2006 8:39 pm

For some reason I am imagining school children all over the country singing this. Sort of like Jingle Bells Song but with Batman and Robin. I don't know...kids are just bad!


TTigerAtty 63M

4/21/2006 9:19 pm

Oh, MzHuny, you're so funny! I'm kinda shy about flashin' sexy pics on the internet. Besides, most of these women on here complain about cock pics, butt pics and hell, they probably even complain about my mug shot being too damned frightful too! So, I'll just keep a "low profile" around here! Thanks for stoppin' by!


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

4/21/2006 9:31 pm

    Quoting frogger1995:
    For some reason I am imagining school children all over the country singing this. Sort of like Jingle Bells Song but with Batman and Robin. I don't know...kids are just bad!
and TTigers too ....ROF


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TTigerAtty 63M

4/22/2006 4:46 am

    Quoting rm_goddess1946:
    She'll be back darlin'...
    It's just a little vacation with those boys..trust me
I think she hooked up with one of those male strippers in the dance troupe that you train!


TTigerAtty 63M

4/22/2006 4:49 am

    Quoting frogger1995:
    For some reason I am imagining school children all over the country singing this. Sort of like Jingle Bells Song but with Batman and Robin. I don't know...kids are just bad!
I wonder if school kids still sing the songs like "Clementine"? Naaaah! Probably not! They're too busy plotting school shootings and stuff!


TTigerAtty 63M

4/22/2006 4:54 am

Oh my darling, Jacqueline! Can't wait to hear what mischief you and Kat got into last night back stage after the concert! Lordy, Lordy! From male strippers to rock stars! I fear that "thou art surely lost and gone forever"!


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