FINAL FOUR PICKS and HOT TUB SEATING ASSIGNMENTS  

TTigerAtty 63M
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3/20/2006 9:33 am

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FINAL FOUR PICKS and HOT TUB SEATING ASSIGNMENTS

REGULAR PROGRAMMING IS BEING INTERRUPTED AT THIS TIME TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE EAST COAST OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ...

"Friends ... I am coming to you via special satellite link LIVE from the countryside near Norfolk, Virginia at a secret, undisclosed and very secure location. A number of bloggers have joined us out here in the Olympic Size Hot Tub at the Palatial Estate of [blog goddess1946] for the First Annual Blogville NCAA Tournament Watch and Hot Tub Party! I wish all of you could have been with us this weekend! It has simply been a wonderful weekend of hoops watchin', genitalia gropin' and frisky fondlin' in the hot tub!"

***giggles and laughing heard in the background as hot tub revelers cannot contain themselves***

"For those of you who have been partying with us this past week here in [blog goddess1946]'s hot tub and wish to submit your picks for the NCAA FINAL FOUR, please go to my preceding post entitled Some Big Surprises in The Sweet 16 to see the results of the Sweet 16 Contest as well as to leave your Final Four picks there with a comment.

With all the major upsets and surprises this first weekend of college hoops, we actually had two fans who correctly picked 10 teams out of 16! I think they deserve a special round of applause!

They are:

MOfunNOWWOW and phoenix_law."

***THUNDERING ROUND OF APPLAUSE THOUGHOUT ALL OF BLOGVILLE AS BLOGGERS HEAR THE NEWS IN THEIR BLOGS, HOMES, BUSINESSES AND CARS. BLOGVILLE GRINDS TO A HALT AS ALL PAUSE AND CHEER FOR MOfunNOWWOW and phoenix_law.***

"And now I conclude this brief news announcement by also recognizing [blog goddess1946] who has graciously made her magnificent estate available to us for our splendid party. At last count, there have only been three serious fender benders here on her grounds, only four intoxicated hoop fans have required emergency medical treatment, only three windows in her beautiful mansion have been busted out, only two fires have broken out in her kitchen and only forty three female bloggers have misplaced their panties. We have had an especially well-behaved group of party attendees! Think seriously about joining us next year for the Second Annual Blogville NCAA Tournament Watch and Hot Tub Party! Thanks for listening!"

***loud laughter and shouting in the background as the broadcast fades to a conclusion***


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rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/20/2006 10:20 am

That would have been scarier if Orson Wells would have read it.


Juliet610 52F

3/20/2006 9:47 pm

Tiger,

First time I've read your Blog, but I HAD to comment. Your closing tag line is one of my all time favorite quotes! In fact, I have it posted above my computer--TOO FUNNY. Of course, you being an attorney and all, I shouldn't be surprised. Anyway, loved the post AND the tag line.

I'll have to beg off for the tournament next year unless we can talk the partiers into making enough noise to drown out the squeak-squeak-squeak of the rubber-soled shoes on the wood floor. For some reason, that frequency just hurts my teeth...

Julz


rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
3/20/2006 11:33 pm

Applause, Applause... You really know how to throw a party, TTiger man! The last time I looked, the neighbors were sliding
in the back door to the pool area and Phoenix Law was bathing
in the cool pool awaiting yet another round into the massage
tents for a 6 handed massage because of his brilliant picks!

MOfunNOWWOW is wearing the crown for the day and is amusing
herself now in ways... this post would be censored if I were to
report the facts! Then again, you know that what happens at
the estate...stays at the estate.... kisses from your Goddess {=}


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


TTigerAtty 63M

3/21/2006 5:53 am

[blog goddess1946] - Ha!Ha! You are sooooo discreet! I was hoping you would do a post on all the juicy, salacious details regarding our weekend of sin and debauchery! WHAT HAPPENS AT THE ESTATE STAYS AT THE ESTATE!

Juliet610 - Ha!Ha! The "squeak-squeak-squeak of the rubber soles on the hardwood hurts your teeth"! Now that's a first for me! I've had many a fine, sophisticated lady turn me down on my well-intended date invitations to go watch a basketball game! But never in exactly this way! My past experience includes turn downs such as ..."I'm too tired!" "I have other plans to go shopping with the girls." "I have brain surgery scheduled for that day." I'll tell you what! If I can organize a larger party next year so that the noise does drown out the offending "squeak-squeak-squeak", I will invite you again and hope that you accept!

[blog saintlianna] - Saint, what is scary is that I have some facial hair now (since December) and some younger females in restaurants I frequent have actually told me I remind them of Orson Wells. That has hurt my tender feelings and caused me to feel older than I actually am!


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

3/21/2006 6:57 pm

Ahhhhh that was soooo good and I am exhausted. This is better than Vegas. Tig you and the goddess know how to give the royal treatment!


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


TTigerAtty 63M

3/22/2006 6:00 am

[MOfunNOWWOW] - If you think the past weekend was exhausting, just wait till get to the party this coming weekend! I'm gonna be sitting next to you in the hot tub! WhoooHooo!


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