A Status Report on  

TTigerAtty 63M
3769 posts
3/3/2006 6:30 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Status Report on

For some reason, I have allowed travelingintexas to lead me down the road to perdition. Is it his powerful persuasion skills, his manly magnetism or is it just the miserable weakness and susceptibility of my own character?

Anyway, I accepted his invitation/challenge to participate in 'Guy's Weekend' as described in his recent post Men It Is Time. I even went so far as to go out on a limb and outline my vile, disgusting action plan for the weekend.

The following is my action plan along with a Status Report through Friday morning:

Thursday - Drink Canadian Moosehead beer and eat brats and sauerkraut for dinner followed my more beer. Fart a lot! Post a vile, disgusting joke on my blog, linking it back, of course, to 'Guy's Weekend Central'. Status Report: Vile joke posted. Bud Light beer with Greek saland and clam/mushroom chowder and double cheeseburger. Light farting vs. "lots of farting", apparently due to consumption of Bud Light beer vs. Moosehead beer as well as inability to find bratwurst and sauerkraut listed on the menu at my favorite local restaurant.)

Friday - Drink Stag beer and eat pizza for dinner followed by more beer. Fart a lot! Post a vile, disgusting sex photo on my blog, linking back to 'Guy's Weekend Central'.

Saturday - Change order. Post a sports story in my blog. Watch college basketball and drink Coors Light beer. Go to local honky tonk, drink Bud Light beer, eat hotdogs and pickled eggs. Fart and belch a lot! Pick up a tavern wench and get blowjob. Go back to honky tonk and play pool with the good ol' boys! (Note here that SaucyTart36 has publicly volunteered to "give at least one blowjob to at least one man in Blogville" this weekend as her contribution to the festivities. See you Saturday night Saucy!)

Sunday - Post a story about the blowjob while drinking a Bloody Mary. Play a quick 18-hole round of golf with by golfing buddies. Go to Buffalo Wild Wings for chicken wings, potato wedges and more beer. Splurge by drinkin' either Heineken or Beck's beer. Watch basketball and golf all Sunday afternoon. Have tavern wench who provided Saturday night blowjob pick me up and take me to a good action movie. Hmmmm? Let's see? Glory Road? Firewall? Blowjob in the back row of the movie theatre. (Note that Sorceror07 has reminded me of my love of Macallan single malt scotch whiskey and good cigars. Therefore, I will conclude my four day weekend with some McCallan 15 on the rocks and an Arturo Fuente cigar!)


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Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
3/3/2006 4:06 pm

This whole Guy Weekend thing sounds pretty cool. Except I don't see anything about a Guy getting laid. I see the blow job part, but no sex. Something very wrong with no sex over the weekend. Maybe that's the way the Guy weekend is supposed to be or maybe Travelingintexas just missed that part. Maybe to add extra fun to Sunday, you could watch sports while a sexy woman who speaks a different language rides your lap. Without your asking (and it wouldn't matter anyway, since she doesn't speak your language) she lifts your beer to your lips so you don't have to lift the beer. And while she's straddled over you riding your cock and it appears a good play is about to occur on the sporting event your watching you can just take your eyes off of her breasts and pussy for a moment and watch the winning play or whatever exciting play is occuring. She won't stop what she's doing and she may even orgasm all over you while your watching. Once you're ready you can turn your attention back to her.

A friend told me once he would love to watch sports while having sex - that is what I expect it might be like. Does that not seem appropraite for a Guy weekend? Just a thought. LOL! Either way, I hope you have a lot of fun with your Guy weekend and if I were around I'd be happy to also give you a blow job!!! Yummy!!!


TTigerAtty 63M

3/3/2006 6:00 pm

Thank you, thank you, Trav! All because of your 'Guy's Weekend' promotion, I now have two ladies promising blowjobs! Never mind that they both live a thousand miles from me! Good idea, Whispersoftly5! I can dig it! Can you imagine, with all the college basketball games this weekend, what it would be like to have a mutual orgasm every half of every game! Just take me to the emergency room on Monday morning! I'll be completely dehydrated!

TTigerAtty 63M

3/4/2006 6:52 am

It's Saturday morning, Trav, and I have a headache from all the beer!
Had some cheap stuff last night ... Milwaukee's Best Light ... a very "burpy" beer ... best for home consumption!

LadytoPleaseYou 65F
5447 posts
3/5/2006 1:56 pm

I hope y'all survive the weekend....we may have to do a body count come Monday morning

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

TTigerAtty 63M

3/5/2006 3:45 pm

LadytoPleaseYou - I'm surviving, but I am not thriving! The single life of a bachelor is very hard on the body! Thank the LORD this 'Guy's Weekend' is over!

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