You know it's love when.......  

Sweetpickles69 48F
4147 posts
7/13/2006 11:12 am

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7/14/2006 1:07 pm

You know it's love when.......

You know it's love when you can "fart" in front of your significant other! I call Naked Boy "Flutter buns"! He farts in front of me all the time. I guess he's passed the 1st impression stage, so he's letting 'em rip! I'm still holding mine back. OMG! That hurts sometimes, the gas pains, but I don't want to do it too soon & then he bolts....LOL!

He asked me once if "women poop"? He says he never smells us. Maybe, cuz we are considerate enough to turn on the exhaust fan, or spray "Foo-Foo" stuff.

When is it cool to "fart"? How long do you wait to fart or pass ass, in front of your lover?


redmustang91 58M  
8917 posts
7/13/2006 12:33 pm

This issue was addressed in a funny "Sex and the City" episode. Amazing how people are uptight about bodily functions. Still it makes sense to exit the direct area and use a bathroom if possible...

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
7/13/2006 12:49 pm are to funny!.....and I have NO IDEAL, sorry I couldnt help ya!

cuteNEway 42F

7/13/2006 8:07 pm

Hell girl I was with my ex for 3 years and I NEVER felt comfortable. He would fart away! But I have issues with farting. I HATE doing it. I don't do it in front of ANYONE if I can help it. Even my mom. But that's just me.

SensuousWoman3 56F
3106 posts
7/13/2006 10:46 pm

I grew up with 5 males in my house. Personally, I'd prefer they strive to resist the urge to fart in front of me for the rest of their lives!

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
7/14/2006 8:33 am

I don't mind a man farting as long as he doesn't take obvious pride in it...

As for me, I know it will happen sooner or later, but I try to avoid eating things that will give me the SBD (silent but deadly) ones.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

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