When Girls Don't Put Out!  

Sweetpickles69 49F
4147 posts
8/1/2006 11:21 pm

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8/6/2006 1:30 pm

When Girls Don't Put Out!

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently, I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


tadpudgy 57M

8/2/2006 4:16 am

So, days later, she comes from from shopping. She is loaded down for bear......as he starts to remark.....she cuts him off and enthusiastically proclaims......"Guess how much money i saved us today!" Hug=gasms to u ms pickles!

ZZ_Todd 61M

8/2/2006 9:27 am

( <-- just how many of these smileys can I paste in here before the system crashes?!?)

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
8/2/2006 10:13 am

lmfao....omg..too funny..lol

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rm_phoundrx7 40M
340 posts
8/2/2006 11:33 am

I need to remember this one. Truly an enlightened (though sexually deprived I bet) man.

Just like the "love me for my mind, not my body" bit.

Thank you.

lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/2/2006 4:33 pm

I'd rather have sex than go shopping...this was a very entertaining post, thank you.

rm_skyeone2 65M/46F
7186 posts
8/6/2006 7:27 am

OMG Sweet Pickles, I have been catching up on your blog and I just had to comment on this post! This is just absolutely hilarious! Me, I'm not much of a shopper, in fact I hate going shopping, but I can just imagine the look on the womans face in this one! I must say that she thoroughly deserved what she got when she thought he was gonna buy that jewelry........lol. You can't go and play a man and then say that you only want to be held, it just doesn't work! LOL, I just can't stop laughing.

Thank you,

Blessed Be

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