THE PUMPKIN PATCH  

Sweetpickles69 49F
4147 posts
8/3/2006 7:19 am

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8/4/2006 6:07 pm

THE PUMPKIN PATCH

The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County Courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop.

"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over, picked out a pumpkin, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?"

Patrol Officer Brenda Taylor pulled over and approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." "I just went up and said ... Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"



Peace,
Pickles


SirMounts 104M

8/3/2006 7:36 am

Sweetpickles...
LOL!
Yeah, and I understand there's be a huge upsurge in "watermellon" crimes, too! lol


tadpudgy 57M

8/3/2006 8:07 am

LOL! well, all these years i wondered why women hung around the cucumbers!!! To find "inspiration" in a pumpkin! ROTF! Hey 'Pickles' wanna back that pumpkin up over here!!!!! *Blushing*, sorry, couldn't help myself!!!


mewisemagic3 51M

8/3/2006 8:08 am

I've heard of watermlons being accosted too but never a pumpkin. Makes me wonder what he would do with a jack o lantern.


strongelk2006 54M

8/3/2006 8:35 am

Now I thought I had a wierd fetish,,,about making women cum more then one way. This guy has me beat,,and I'm glad about at.

Peace,,,,,,,,,,,,,Coolness..............N.B.


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


ZZ_Todd 61M

8/3/2006 10:24 am

You never cease to amaze me!


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