SEDUCTION  

Sweetpickles69 48F
4147 posts
8/27/2006 5:14 pm

Last Read:
8/28/2006 8:27 am

SEDUCTION

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face. With both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him." she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him" she says "That there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."


Peace,
Pickles


tadpudgy 57M

8/27/2006 5:52 pm

You is killing me!!! BBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP! (Scuse me!) Big ol HUG=GASMS!!!!


rm_Armanis007 55M
39 posts
8/27/2006 6:02 pm

hummmmm, tasty!!


ZZ_Todd 60M

8/27/2006 8:34 pm

I think we should give you a nickname: "Sweet Pickles... Princess of the Punchlines! You are AWESOME!


rm_Gentle12553 68M
1378 posts
8/28/2006 5:35 am

Resourceful lady...finally found a use for the big bushy beard


dasher121 37M

8/28/2006 7:32 am

thats too much! thanks for the morning laugh lol

Dude


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