Just Cause  

Sweetpickles69 48F
4147 posts
9/7/2006 8:28 pm

Last Read:
9/9/2006 6:34 am

Just Cause

Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your
own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn`t stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts..

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven`t felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That`s when he yelled, "April Fool!"

And that`s when I shot the son of a bitch!



Peace,
Pickles


SexxxyLicious28 33F

9/7/2006 9:17 pm

HA HA! That's hilarious!


ZZ_Todd 60M

9/7/2006 9:18 pm

I was going to post one of my "cutsey" comments here but then I read the post below this one. Laughter is the best medicine, my Friend... and I'm so glad you have that gift to heal yourself, and us when we need it.
{=}


rm_Wizardesssss 37F
801 posts
9/7/2006 9:21 pm

Is that what you call 'cruelty to the elderly'?

Wizardesssss ©


strongelk2006 54M

9/7/2006 9:29 pm

Now that was fuck up,,,I like younger women,,they don't shot and ask question later. Plus you don't want to just tease a young one ,,,you want to get in it.

Peace,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Coolness................N.B.


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


lifeisablast333 54M

9/7/2006 10:04 pm

Well, Hell, thats what cha get when you rub on the old....LOL...
thanks for the smiles.....the redneck


rm_cutechubby8 47F
3428 posts
9/8/2006 12:07 am

Sweets, that was fantastic - I need some new material to keep up! LMFAO xxx


Sweetpickles69 48F

9/8/2006 5:44 am

    Quoting spunky11961:
    Very Good Pickles Thanx I needed the laugh tonight
    ~spunky
Yes, Spunky! I needed the laugh too! Glad you all enjoyed the joke!! Laughter REALLY is the best medicine!

Peace,
Pickles


rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
9/8/2006 7:25 pm

........Sounds like somthing that would happen to me!


LONELY5207 49M
261 posts
9/9/2006 1:11 am

THAT WAS GREAT PICKLE'S.

I'M GLAD NOW I WENT THROUGH WITH IT LAST, THAT OLD LADY WAS HOT!!!!
96YRS OF EXPEREANCE, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT THERE WAS A LUMP UNDER THE PILLOW, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A SEX TOY. GOT ME EXCITED

LONELY5207


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