Dave  

Sweetpickles69 49F
4147 posts
8/31/2006 5:44 pm

Last Read:
9/2/2006 9:40 am

Dave

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a bud at the end of the first nine, honey.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him or someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,

"Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time."



Peace,
Pickles


lostmydrinkagain 45F
2272 posts
8/31/2006 7:47 pm

OMG that is too funny.


strongelk2006 54M

8/31/2006 7:54 pm

Thats why I'm still not remarried,,and don't want to be there again. Dating is all I can deal with.

Peace,,,,,,,,,,,,Coolness...............N.B.


Peace,,,,,,,,Coolness..........N.B.


rm_Gentle12553 68M
1378 posts
8/31/2006 8:10 pm

Great story....Love Ya


countryheart_71 46F
8081 posts
8/31/2006 8:19 pm

It will bite you in the ass everytime.

~Country~


LONELY5207 49M
261 posts
9/1/2006 12:05 am

WOW GREAT STORY THAT'S WHY I'M SINGLE AND I ONLY PLAY ON HERE NO BODY CAN GET MAD LOL.
WAIT,WAIT,WAIT PICKLE'S DON'T THROW ME OUT OF THE BIG MOTHER CONTEST, I CAN STILL PLAY.
LOOK I'M A LITTLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE CARE HUN,
LONELY5207


LONELY5207 49M
261 posts
9/1/2006 12:10 am

NOW REALLY NO JOKING, GREAT STORY BUT REALLY MESSED UP ON DAVE'S PART.

TAKE CARE,
LONELY5207


bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
9/1/2006 10:03 pm

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Sweetpickles69 49F

9/2/2006 9:40 am

I'll NEVER tell my sources.....LMAO!!!

Peace,
Pickles


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