A lesson in Pharmacology  

Sweetgenie_girl 42F
326 posts
5/31/2006 7:32 pm

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A lesson in Pharmacology

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

ladydeb56 69F

5/31/2006 8:25 pm

Thank you. I needed a good laugh.

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
5/31/2006 8:31 pm

The worst part is that all of this is true....

TheCliticals 36F/F

5/31/2006 8:43 pm

Very funny Thanks

rm_gars514 38M

6/1/2006 11:22 am

Thanks for the laughs.

1586 posts
6/1/2006 5:17 pm

Here's a little fact that is sorta kinda related to your post.

I was listening to a talk show this morning and apparently STDs in Florida are rampant amongst seniors.

Large part of the reason? Viagra. Older dudes are getting it up, not not wrapping it up.

I don't think you'll be sleeping with a 70-year old Floridian any time soon, but I figured I'd share. LOL

2dancew2 54M/52F

6/7/2006 5:21 am

Chuckle, very funny Genie... guess there's a reason that they call them cock-tails...

2dancew2 54M/52F

6/8/2006 7:09 am

Whoops!!! I so wish I could delete my previous comment, but there it is, I thought I was being original but turns out I wasn't paying attention and just repeated what you'd already written... sorry Genie

Sweetgenie_girl 42F

6/10/2006 3:35 pm


thank you for the warning. I'm actually planning on visiting family in Florida shortly. I'll make sure to not pick up men from retirement homes...lol

Sweetgenie_girl 42F

6/10/2006 3:37 pm

2dancew2: it's no biggie (no pun intended)... things like that happen.

2dancew2 54M/52F

6/13/2006 6:53 pm

    Quoting Sweetgenie_girl:
    2dancew2: it's no biggie (no pun intended)... things like that happen.
lol genie... how did you know it's no biggie, when did you see me naked?? snicker

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