Things You Will Never Hear A Redneck Say:  

SweetLoadInKC 47M
1971 posts
9/1/2006 4:23 am

Last Read:
9/3/2006 5:19 pm

Things You Will Never Hear A Redneck Say:

** I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

** Duct tape won't fix that.

** We don't keep firearms in this house.

** You can't feed that to the dog.

** I thought Graceland was tacky.

** No kids in the back of the's not safe.

** Professional wrasslin's fake.

** Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

** We're vegetarians.

** I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

** Honey, these bonsai trees need watering.

** I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-mart today.

** Trim the fat off that steak.

** Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

** The tires on that truck are too big.

** I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.

** I've got it all on floppy disk.

** Unsweetened tea tastes better.

** Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

** Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

** Hey here's an episode of Hee Haw we haven't seen.

** I don't have a favorite college football team.

** Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

** I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

** Elvis who?

** Checkmate.

JuicyBBW1001 56F

9/1/2006 8:06 am

lol you have been awfully quiet lately is something the matter??


SweetLoadInKC 47M

9/1/2006 10:24 am

Just busy darlin' - trying to get my AdultFriendFinder store up and running plus biking in the evenings trying to lose weight.

Thanks for asking.

tight_n_tasty2 51F

9/1/2006 4:34 pm

Umm What's a redneck?

JuicyBBW1001 56F

9/1/2006 6:32 pm

Your welcome thought you abandoned me cuz I get bored on my days off and post too much lol. Losin weight uh?? Hmm from what I have seen from your pictures you look fine to me. Too bad we are so far apart we could be work out partners.


QueenofBitches69 48F

9/3/2006 1:34 pm

Ok so I am safe!I would deff. say 4 of those! So I am not a red Neck, right?


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