A Blonde's Year in Review  

SweetLoadInKC 47M
1971 posts
8/8/2006 4:10 am

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8/11/2006 4:31 am

A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any of the phone buttons.

Cozy_Red 51F

8/8/2006 11:57 am

A Red head like myself can appreciate this list, very funny !

SweetLoadInKC 47M

8/8/2006 7:09 pm

Glad you liked it! Thanks for visiting and posting!

cautious4102 59F
76 posts
8/10/2006 11:00 pm

Since I am blond, but consider myself somewhat intelligent, I found these to be hilarious. Thanks for the great laugh.

SweetLoadInKC 47M

8/11/2006 4:31 am

Thanks! - and thanks for posting!

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